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Dr. Grumpy in the House
http://drgrumpyinthehouse.blogspot.com
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
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November 10, 1975
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on downOf the big lake they call Gitche GumeeThe lake, it is said, never gives up her deadWhen the skies of November turn gloomy.With a load of iron ore, 26,000 tons moreThan the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed emptyTh...
Whatever
Mrs. Snot: "The sinus doctor said I have inflamed tornadoes in my nose."Dr. Grumpy: "You mean inflamed turbinates?"Mrs. Snot: "Yeah, whatever."...
Pretty Colors
Mrs. Freek, I'm so glad Cymbalta at 60mg each day has helped your symptoms.I'm sorry I don't seem very sympathetic in refusing to write a letter to your insurance company about the drug. Honestly, this stuff ain't cheap, and you should appreciate tha...
Idiocy in America
During a break in call yesterday I went to the doctor's lounge to get a sandwich and Diet Coke.While eating I watched a few minutes of a football game. There was a silly beer commercial during it, which featured a lady attaching a flower to her husba...
Dear Dr. Hummingbird,
What on Earth is your reasoning to take hospital call when you don't want to take care of patients?I can only assume it's money. Our local community is well aware of your lack of competency, and I don't know anyone who refers to you.I'm the neurologi...
More Junkie Logic
Just a weekend of remarkable quotes. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried."I was on my way to my girlfriend's place and did some meth in the car because if I waited till I got there she and her roommate might use it all. But there was something w...

