Johnny Polo
Very well done. I'll be visiting this one often.
Blog Detail
Future Update: Humorous Headlines of Tomorrow
http://www.futureupdate.wordpress.com
Future Update is designed to give you a humorous glimpse of what the news might look like 20 years from now. Coverage includes national news, sports, human interest stories, lifestyle features and celebrity gossip.
- Added on: May 22nd, 2008
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Skip Dekades
- Listed in: News & Media Satirical News
- Tags: politics news technology business Celebrities future
Recent Posts
CDC to Ration Death Vaccine
November 9, 2029—Federal health officials announced today that, because they have to ration the scarce supply of the new death vaccine, they will withhold the medication from groups that have been identified in public opinion polls to be the leas...
Baseball Fans Refuse to Believe World Series Outcome
November 5, 2029—Pitcher Emery Ball held the Yankees to just two hits and one run on Wednesday, leading the Pittsburgh Pirates to win the World Series for the first time in half a century. But baseball fans openly refused to believe the Pirates’...
The Premature Future: Space Hotel Ready for 2012
FU’s occassional step away from the future and into the crazy present. Galactic Suite has revealed that plans to open the first hotel in space are on schedule and The Galactic Suite Space Resort will be open for business and accepting tourists...
DHS Secretary Used Asteroid Scare for Real Estate Fraud, Mistress Claims
October 28, 2029—Homeland Security Secretary Marshall Lawe joined the scheme to fraudulently evacuate the planet in order to help enrich a California businesswoman with whom he was having an extra-marital affair, FU has learned. Federal investigat...
NASA Chief Resigns As Apocalypse Scandal Broadens
November 2, 2029—NASA Administrator Cy Phiphan resigned today as allegations mounted about his leading role in the end-of-the-world fraud scheme that sent billions of people fleeing the planet. While denying that he engaged in any intentional cons...
Apocalypse-gate Sparks Riots Worldwide
October 27, 2029—Law enforcement authorities and military troops are trying to quell rioting that has erupted in cities all over the world following news that Earth is in no danger of being destroyed by an asteroid after all. Protests, street-figh...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 6 comments.
Hugh Briss
I laughed my ass off. Clever idea and very well done. I'd say I was sorry to hear about Any Winehouse but I'd be lying.
Thaddeus Stanley
Excellence in Blogcasting!
Zola
What a fun blog!!! Something definately different.
Horatio Salt
Fresh idea, well done. Clever writing.
Very Different!
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