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I Do Things So You Don't Have To

I Do Things So You Don't Have To

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Too scared to eat a bacon candy bar? Too nervous to get your wisdom teeth pulled? Too embarrassed to visit a nude beach?

Don't worry. I Do Things So You Don't Have To.

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  • I Got My Ears Flushed Out so you don’t have to

    Posted on Wednesday January 7th, 2009 at 07:21 in i see doctors

    You ain’t afraid to stick it in Well, yesterday was the big event. There were no potatoes. No blood, no screaming, no name-calling. Just a lot of watery wax. I’m sorry. Are you eating breakfast right now? Yesterday I got my ears flushed ...

  • I Grow Potatoes in My Ears

    Posted on Monday January 5th, 2009 at 07:33 in i see doctors

    I’ve been thinking of a new sensation I’m picking up a good vibration OH! Ear drops—drops Let’s start at the beginning. No, let’s start in the middle. I am addicted to eardrops. Hey, it’s not THAT weird! Surely I...

  • I Do Things in 2009—By Request!—so you don’t have to

    Posted on Thursday January 1st, 2009 at 08:51 in i am kind of awesome

    Ask me, I won’t say no How could I? WOO! Happy New Year, my home-boys and girls. Hope you all rocked out with your cocktails out (™ Joe G.) last night so I didn’t have to. I was tucked away and snoring happily by 10:00 because thatR...

  • I’ll Say “No” to Drugs so you don’t have to

    Posted on Monday December 29th, 2008 at 10:38 in i watch stuff

    But I never touched nothin’ That my spirit could kill How many times has this happened to you? You’re at the airport, heading home after a wonderful vacation in a tropical land, when all of the sudden: “FREEZE! DROP THE BAG! HANDS ...

  • I Thought I Had a Holiday Bladder Infection (but I don’t) so you don’t have to

    Posted on Wednesday December 24th, 2008 at 16:05 in i blog

    Christmas Day will always be Just so long as we have we So it’s Christmas Eve, and I’m busy and stressed and rushing and hurrying. I know, I know: everyone else is too. But did everyone else wake up this morning thinking they had a blad...

Comments & Reviews

This blog is currently rated a 4.98 out of a possible 5 based on 41 comments.

kisaob

5 stars Kisa O'Brien

Very funny blog. Added to my list of daily reads!

Posted: Tuesday January 6th, 2009 at 09:25 | More Reviews From kisaob | Report This Comment

Theresa111

5 stars Theresa Hall

You are incorrigible and too funny. I loved visiting your site and I just kept on scrolling. Well done you! SKDD

Posted: Monday December 29th, 2008 at 16:13 | More Reviews From Theresa111 | Report This Comment

biffybeans

5 stars Biffybeans

JD makes me pee my pants with laughter on a regular basis. I love her.

Posted: Thursday November 13th, 2008 at 19:45 | More Reviews From biffybeans | Report This Comment

Christa

5 stars Christa

JD told me where I can get a glass poo statute. I owe her everything for this information. She's defintely a 10!

thanks girl *eye flutter*

Read her so you won't have to do things!

Giggle On!

Posted: Wednesday October 22nd, 2008 at 22:18 | More Reviews From Christa | Report This Comment

fracas

5 stars fracas

I owe JD nearly everything. Henceforth, no one is allowed to vote her less than a 10 or I will have to bring out the cauldron.

Posted: Friday September 26th, 2008 at 14:23 | More Reviews From fracas | Report This Comment

waynejohn

5 stars Wayne John

Love it! Bravo! Bravo!

Posted: Thursday September 25th, 2008 at 22:44 | More Reviews From waynejohn | Report This Comment

JackMandora

4 stars Jacqueline Smith

"Hilarious" sums up this blog.

Posted: Friday September 19th, 2008 at 22:53 | More Reviews From JackMandora | Report This Comment

Mrblueskies

5 stars Preston Brooks

I really get a kick outta your blog.

Posted: Friday August 29th, 2008 at 07:52 | More Reviews From Mrblueskies | Report This Comment

Musing

5 stars Musing

I love JD. I mean, what other blogger has a colonoscopy for her readers? That's true devotion right there.

Posted: Monday August 18th, 2008 at 18:27 | More Reviews From Musing | Report This Comment

mobabs

5 stars Babs

I'm glad that JD does things so that I don't have to. Mind you, there are a few things I'd like to do for myself ;O)

Fantastically funny lady!

Posted: Saturday August 9th, 2008 at 18:16 | More Reviews From mobabs | Report This Comment

Arachne

5 stars Alice

JD got fat for me so I didn't have to! But I did anyway. Love you!

Posted: Friday August 8th, 2008 at 19:38 | More Reviews From Arachne | Report This Comment

HawgWyld

5 stars Ethan C. Nobles

A consistently great blog. This thing is an absolute hoot. Go read it. Do it now...

Posted: Thursday August 7th, 2008 at 22:14 | More Reviews From HawgWyld | Report This Comment

ramblingman

5 stars Damo

Brilliant and original love it! Do this review so I don't have to aha...

Posted: Wednesday August 6th, 2008 at 02:14 | More Reviews From ramblingman | Report This Comment

april220

5 stars april

can't wait to see what's next! love it

Posted: Tuesday August 5th, 2008 at 19:25 | More Reviews From april220 | Report This Comment

HughBriss

5 stars Hugh Briss

Nowadays it seems like everyone has a blog but it's refreshing to run across one like I Do Things because if there's one thing most people can't do, it's write a decent blog. Well done, JD.

Posted: Tuesday August 5th, 2008 at 08:03 | More Reviews From HughBriss | Report This Comment

UncleBeau

5 stars Beau Horner

I'm glad you do things....people should, but they don't....but you do......so do it already. Laugh for me because I can't stop.

Posted: Sunday August 3rd, 2008 at 20:02 | More Reviews From UncleBeau | Report This Comment

CrummyJoel

5 stars CrummyJoel

The only thing JD doesn't do for me is laugh at her own blog. Which I'm glad, 'cause I enjoy doing that.

Posted: Sunday August 3rd, 2008 at 16:16 | More Reviews From CrummyJoel | Report This Comment

damonm55

5 stars Damon

Just sit back and do nothing. JD will do it better than you would have anyway!

Posted: Sunday August 3rd, 2008 at 13:17 | More Reviews From damonm55 | Report This Comment

SinisterDan

5 stars SinisterDan

The premise of this blog alone is worth a 6...great stuff.

Posted: Saturday August 2nd, 2008 at 06:57 | More Reviews From SinisterDan | Report This Comment

chrisc324

5 stars Chris Cameron

The world needs funny people like you willing to do the things we don't have to.

Posted: Wednesday July 30th, 2008 at 22:48 | More Reviews From chrisc324 | Report This Comment

dorsetgirl

5 stars Diane Aldred

Very funny blog - appeals to my inner lazy person!

Posted: Wednesday July 30th, 2008 at 03:22 | More Reviews From dorsetgirl | Report This Comment

bees

5 stars Bee

I never have to DO anything because of her! Ahhhh the lazy person in me likey.

Posted: Tuesday July 29th, 2008 at 20:08 | More Reviews From bees | Report This Comment

BrentD

5 stars brent

At first I thought it was "I brew things," but this is just as good.

Posted: Monday July 28th, 2008 at 20:38 | More Reviews From BrentD | Report This Comment

jmjinks

5 stars Jinksy

JD makes my life so much easier by doing things so I don't have to.

Maybe JD can come up with something witty for this review, so I don't have to.

Posted: Monday July 28th, 2008 at 14:44 | More Reviews From jmjinks | Report This Comment

leighonline

5 stars leigh

thank god for JD. i get to live vicariously.

Posted: Monday July 28th, 2008 at 14:09 | More Reviews From leighonline | Report This Comment

pegcypher

5 stars Peg Cypher

I am indebted to JD--she does it all. I'm just waiting for her to have sex with my spouse so I don't have to.

Posted: Sunday July 27th, 2008 at 20:43 | More Reviews From pegcypher | Report This Comment

nocleaninghere

5 stars Stephanie M

I do things you don't have to is INGENIOUS!!

Posted: Saturday July 26th, 2008 at 12:41 | More Reviews From nocleaninghere | Report This Comment

themuskrat

5 stars mac daniels

At first, I thought this blog would keep me from needing to poop while on mass transit. Then I realized it's actually quite entertaining!

Posted: Friday July 25th, 2008 at 20:14 | More Reviews From themuskrat | Report This Comment

nannygoats

5 stars Nanny Goats (Margaret)

JD will make me spew coke out of my nose, so I don't have to!

Posted: Friday July 25th, 2008 at 19:30 | More Reviews From nannygoats | Report This Comment

chatblanc

5 stars chatblanc (aka Sandy)

I love reading what JD has done now! So funny and entertaining, it's a great read! I definitely recommend!

Posted: Friday July 25th, 2008 at 12:42 | More Reviews From chatblanc | Report This Comment

magnamatt

5 stars The Hypocritcal one....

It would be nice if JD could write this review so I didn't have to, but I'll do it anyway......super funny.

Posted: Friday July 25th, 2008 at 11:42 | More Reviews From magnamatt | Report This Comment

LOBO

5 stars LOBO

I would like to think I was one of JD's first die-hard fans.

But luckily JD does the thinking so I don't have to ... :)

Posted: Friday July 25th, 2008 at 09:45 | More Reviews From LOBO | Report This Comment

harmonicaman

5 stars Jeff

JD is like my morning coffee... I must have her every day! Oh, and her blog too.

Posted: Friday July 25th, 2008 at 08:40 | More Reviews From harmonicaman | Report This Comment

qelqoth

5 stars Qelqoth

This person does things so I don't have to.

So I'll never get to tell you how I made out with a crack pipe gutter bitch. Because this person will do it instead.

And I'll never get to explain the trauma of finding out she ends up with my unborn child. Because this person will do it instead.

I'll never be subjected to the horrors of the VD clinic. Because this person will do it instead.

And I'll never share my harrowing account of dying of AIDS. Because this person will it instead.

God bless you JD; you've just saved my life!

Posted: Friday July 25th, 2008 at 08:14 | More Reviews From qelqoth | Report This Comment

thadsta

5 stars Thaddeus Stanley

Excellent Blog!

Posted: Friday July 25th, 2008 at 01:09 | More Reviews From thadsta | Report This Comment

k8noon

5 stars Rickey Henderson

Rickey heartily approves of this blog.

Posted: Thursday July 24th, 2008 at 15:24 | More Reviews From k8noon | Report This Comment

diesel

5 stars Rob Kroese

JD is very funny.

Posted: Wednesday July 23rd, 2008 at 16:25 | More Reviews From diesel | Report This Comment

sheasy

5 stars Sheila Dilling

Great blog - I love the format. Very well-written and fun to read! I added this blog to my reader. Can't wait to see what's posted next!

Posted: Friday July 18th, 2008 at 11:39 | More Reviews From sheasy | Report This Comment

tiggyblog

5 stars Tiggyblogger

This is a great read! JD selflessly punishes herself on our behalf. So we don't have to.

Lots of fun!

Posted: Tuesday June 17th, 2008 at 16:13 | More Reviews From tiggyblog | Report This Comment

iDoThings

5 stars JD

Kathy! You've finally joined my neighborhood! And you've arrived bearing nice comments. Welcome, Crab Hat!

Posted: Friday December 28th, 2007 at 07:44 | More Reviews From iDoThings | Report This Comment

JunkDrawer

5 stars Kathy Frederick

This blogger loves JD's style! It's a rip-roarin' good time over at I Do Things. Do not miss her post "I Went to the Ponderosa Sun Club."

Posted: Friday December 28th, 2007 at 05:34 | More Reviews From JunkDrawer | Report This Comment

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