Recent Posts Tagged With 'scathing opinion'

• Pizza Order From Hell

  Posted on Friday May 15th, 2009 at 05:45 in scathing opinion

  An overheard conversation at a local pizza store, keeping in mind there are about a dozen people waiting in-line behind this guy and it’s noon on a Friday before a holiday long weekend… Server at counter: “What will you have?”...

• Memoirs of a Bus Passenger

  Posted on Sunday May 10th, 2009 at 16:28 in scathing opinion

  There is not a more desirable experience than commuting on the bus, take the vivid memories of my trip the other day… “I peer inconspicuously around me at my fellow passengers. Inhaling the rich aroma of what is either my neighbouring passeng...

• Loud Shoes Translation

  Posted on Saturday November 1st, 2008 at 20:25 in scathing opinion

  When women wear excessively loud shoes, it translates into “Hear that Daddy? I’m a big girl now! See, my shoes sound like a horse… clipity-clop, clipity-clop!” Piercingly loud high heeled shoes are reserved for women that never grew up b...

• Guitar Hero Fantasy

  Posted on Wednesday October 22nd, 2008 at 15:39 in scathing opinion

  Guitar Hero is the incredibly popular music based video game which you play a replica guitar to music, the closer your playing gets to the actual guitar chords of the song, the better your score and progress in the game. Essentially eluding the playe...

• Women Drive With Their Tits

  Posted on Monday September 15th, 2008 at 08:31 in scathing opinion

  Women have long accused men of driving with their dicks, implying that men drive based on their male ego. However, after only minutes on the road, and sharing it with women, you’ll soon discover that women drive with their tits. This is because wom...

• An Alcohol Induced Message

  Posted on Thursday July 31st, 2008 at 08:17 in scathing opinion

  While this text message from my heavily alcohol dependant buddy has some hilarity to it, you have to wonder how much of this really will play out on the night we meet up. Alcoholic doesn’t even begin to cover this dude - he lives to drink and d...

• Masters of the Dinner Party

  Posted on Monday July 28th, 2008 at 08:07 in scathing opinion

  When you have a dinner table full of people eager to exhibit their prowess in the topic of their choice or demonstrate how crucial their existence is to society; it either becomes a cringe festival or a total boredom meltdown. Every dinner party of a...