BHakra Gani
hilarious man...
Blog Detail
Krapsody - the place for out of the ordinary humor
http://www.krapsody.com
Read inane, pointless brain dead posts about satire, comically insane humor, funny websites photos & videos, parodies, jokes, games, weird strange or bizarre news stories & current events. Don't forget to wear your depends.
- Added on: Feb 20th, 2008
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Static
- Listed in: Humor Observational Humor
- Tags: humor comedy satire funny pics spoofs funny news
Recent Posts
Thought For The Day
Mon January 05, 2009 Location: Shit, Iran (Krapsody) - Here's an idea. Well, it's more like a shot in the dark, sorta like giving a gun to the blind... How about our government bails out our poorly funded public schools so that maybe one d...
Eulogy On Death and Dying
One thing that has stuck in my mind since the news of my father's death last Tuesday, is that relationships usually don't change when people are faced with bad news. It's important to build on the strengths not the weaknesses of the relationship that...
Happy New Year
Wishing everyone a Happy New Year! Please be safe. And remember the simple things you are grateful for or appreciate. On a personal note, I won't be updating the blog for a couple days. After struggling with the ravages of age-related conditions an...
Christmas Prowler On Loose is Caught
How to tell if you've been naughtySat Dec. 27 , 2008 Christmas Town U.S.A. (Krapsody) - Prowler on loose is named...Santa! That's right year after year "jolly old Saint Nick" has been raiding and looting homes across the globe! It's the night b...
From Russia With Love
"Making a list, checking it twice…" Remember that adage from "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town?" Well, in the spirit of lists and gift-giving, I wanted to share what I really wanted for Christmas - a Russian mail-order bride. Only because I get those...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 4.75 out of a possible 5 based on 51 comments.
timethief
This is a hilariously funny blog with satirical and irreverent contents. I like it. :)
Static
Only slightly better than staring at a blank wall. But to break up the monotony of staring at a blank wall, read this blog.
The articles are predictable and a bit safe, but the hosts' crotchety camaraderie is enjoyable. He's a cranky old bastard, who takes regular bile supplements.
Perhaps, Static will find his teeth in a future article of blogging heaven, one that is complete with a rock star lifestyle and riches beyond reason. Or most likely, when the alarm clock goes off, his teeth will turn up in a glass of water next to his bed.
Meanwhile, there are no "thumbs up" offered here. Instead, I rate the blog on my "Snooze-O-Meter," providing wise probability predictions of your falling asleep trying to read this krap.
Static
I agree with Jen.
Butt stuff. Laughed my funny off.
Jen
Funny stuff. Laughed my butt off.
Jeunelle Foster
Thanks for making me laugh. You blog is hilarious.
A masterpiece of comedy.
Damo
Fabulous, makes funny look gay and fantastic look average its the shiznit yall ya dig.
G. Eric Francis
This, my friends, is a funny funny individual. I enjoy his stuff, look forward to future readings...sorry I've missed out on all the old stuff; will have to catch up!
Stilldoingit
Great blog!!..
I can print the pages and read in the crapper. Now "THAT" is the sign of an excellent blogger
Jeff Mann
Static and his blog taught me everything I know about killing and getting away with it. For that I am eternally in his gratitude.
I thank you, squire. I recommend this place to any likeminded fellows of sterling character.
Static
This site offers useful information on: how to cook gourmet meals, self-help therapy, and crocheting.
Krapsody is quite literally, the wind beneath my wings.
Static
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. This blog is living proof of that.
Just visit this blog.
You'll see what I'm saying is all absolutely true.
Static
This blog is a gift to the world! It's like pure maple syrup, dandelion puffs and feminazi nipples. Subscribe, TODAY!
Static
This page is an amalgamation of loathsome repulsiveness. A nauseating assault on the senses. How long did I endure the agony? It took me just under 6 seconds...
Judging by their unintelligible poppycock-peddling, the writer must certainly be an under-medicated, utterly clueless quarterwit.
k thx bye!
Kelly
makes me thirsty for more
very funny stuff
i have to go poopy now buh-bye
Sherri
Funny funny stuff!
Angie Stafford
JFC, I'm still laughing. You so crazy -- I love that!
pinklatexblog
Your blog rox the casbah!
Jeff Mann
Static is a cad and a bounder of the highest order. His words are lies and his blog is devilry. The sooner he is taken outside and oppressed with a sharp stick, the better.
Saying that, he does a mean Ronnie Reagan impression, and for that alone I not only tip my trilby, but recommend his brand of idiocy to anybody who'll listen.
santosh
extremely funnnnnnnny
Static
Here's a tip: Should you read this blog, beware the fine print articles for they are dipped in anthrax.
Another bit of useless iformation:
Should you sneeze, wait until midnight and then bark at the moon.
Qelqoth
ok thx nice...
Sharath
I have realized that I am slightly more than addicted to Krapsody. It's like candy flavored meth dusted with cociane. After my first hit I have now quit my job, am covered in scabs, and hallucinate about carnivoresque mirrors. Rad blog, hilarious and questionably insane author (takes one to know one!)
Keep up the good work.
-Sharath
Static
I still love nature, despite what it did to me. And this blog.
Damo
Wow jet thats a long review, so long I can't read it without having a nap in the middle hahahaaaaa fark n hell anyways thats all I wanted to say, no review.
jet fisher
as a young man static swore that he would avenge the wrongs done against his people and by people i mean small collection of he- and skeletor arms and legs which he kept under his bed in a cigar box. coming of age as he did in a small shanty town in the greater easter island area there were not many opportunities but he stayed strong and took his chances one fateful night when a box of condoms washed up n the shore. using his amazing lung power he blew those jimmy hats up and fashioned a crude raft in which he set sail for the promised land.
upon landing in the coastal town of tipton on the sea he immediately set about building a blog which would prove to be his salvation. you see, one night he had a dream, a dream that jesus came all over him, covered as he was with the splooge of the savior and he did spread it on a biscuit and consume it for tea the next day. thus began the second part of his journey into the interwebs. from that point on, he never looked back or forward, preferring instead to look sideways.
I am the overdrone and i approve this message
Static
It grew legs and ran away. It is that good. Really.
Static
The toilet spat it out it IS that good.
Static
I flushed it down the toilet, it was that good.
Damo
This blog reminds me of a crap I once did, I miss that little fella I feel the same love for this blog...
Thaddeus Stanley
Excellent!!!
Beau Horner
Who could say no to kraptastic?!
LOBO
Now we know what REALLY happened to Carol-Anne.
Sreie
This blog is as funny as his avatar is...everything there is sure to make you laugh...
O. Derange
Every nook and cranny of this blog, every single space and link of blog evokes laughter! pure genius!
857music
very interesting
Static
This blog has pretty much ruined my life, and I will tell you how.
At first I was under the impression it was all cool to be a blogger and I was half expecting exciting synthesizer space rock or operatic voices like angels from heaven but as time has worn on it goes without saying I was bitterly disappointed by this grandpa weasel. I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying. And ten years has passed since.
Blogging has literally sucked the life out of me like Britney Spears can suck a beachball through a garden hose.
I don't even know the real me anymore, my nom de guerre is completely indistinguishable from myself now...
Krapsody is pure unadulterated krap and NOT at all about unmedicated Big Brother-worshipping troglodytes, lying tobacco-juice-dribbling homophobes or shameless gay-hooker-patronizing bullies.
This instead is lame 'anti-anti-comedy manifesto' comedy for clinically depressed circus clown retirees.
It should be banned from being displayed on the internets. It should also have a license to be this unfunny.
I have a decent name for it: WHO cares?
Just skip this cold turkey or give it as a great going away present for someone who you can't stand.
Other than that, it's not too bad.
Damo
Is this the line for the toilet?
Garg the Unzola
Krapsody is completely normal. It's everything else that is completely messed up.
Qelqoth
This website lurks in the darkness, waiting for its moment to strike. It may appear harmless but once you move in closer, its jaws will snap back and it will hiss violently through razor sharp teeth. All you can do is panic as the venonmous drool moves in slow motion. You see its hand moving, the claws springing open with a sinister "scccchiiing"...but it will be the last thing you ever see. Hoisting you up by your neck, you'll squirm like an eel as it drives its talons into your chest, ripping out your beating heart. Then it tosses your lifeless body to the dust as it hunts down its next victim.
Yup, that's what this site will do to you.
Badthing
Static you are GREAT!!!!!!!! My friend, you will certainly live long because laughter is the best medicine. ;)
Zaki Rostom
Thank you for sharing your humor with the rest of the world!
K
Dear Krapsody,
Thanks for being so great. I love to read your pages, it makes me smile on my face, and gives me special happy feelings. I urge anyone reading this review to left touch your mouse on the link above to change your browser background to krapsodies most recent page because I am sure it is great.
Love
K
Tim
Off the wall, imaginative, and hilarious Static knows what is funny.
Jack Payne
Love odd-ball, off-beat comedy. It's gotta be more than just "off the wall" with me. Sticking with cliches, it's also gotta be "outside the box."
This is it. Enjoyable reading.
Jrayrice
Cool site!
Static
It's quite simply kraptastically fan-tastic!
That's because I wrote it of course. If I told people it sucked then they would not visit.
Although I must say if you have a link clicking phobia or dislike funny pictures then this site might not be for you.
BUT have a visit anyway, just to be sure.
To balance out link clicking and funny photo phobias I have plenty of morose subjects for those who are less inclined to laugh at the image of a monkey drinking his own pee. However, if you want a fricking circus, call Barnum or just visit my site.
But then again if you really like morbidity or the serious and arcane than read the Times, feel free to wallow all you like, or you can visit my site.
Really, I guess what I'm saying is... you can find everything you want by visiting my site.
Jenn Thorson
Delightfully odd-ball mix of original content and collected humor photos.
Keeper of The Way
Maybe it's just me, but it seemed the ex Guv'nuh had a little twinkle in his eye while looking at a certain Dubious Monk... Maybe high priced escorts are the least of his problems, hmmm?
wookie
Very funny great blog!
offendedblogger
I love it! It is so not on my Fatwa list *snickers*. :)
