C. Andres Alderete
Sup' there Puff Matty. You a Texas man? I noticed an H-town reference.
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Puff Matty
http://www.puffmatty.com
I work HAZMAT in Baghdad, Iraq. If thats not interesting to you, go read some soccer moms blog!
- Author: Puff Matty
- Listed in: Crude Humor Observational Humor
- Tags: cool iraq words explosions dookie boredome
Recent Posts
An Open Letter to the Guy Who Pissed All Over the Toilet Seat This Morning
THAT'S JUST PLAIN NASTY!!!!(HASN'T THIS GUY HEARD OF RUBBER GLOVES?)...
Hookers and Large People
Do you ever wonder about the "stock footage" that you see on TV when they report about certain subjects? I was watching a human trafficking story on CNN this morning, and they showed continuous footage of girls from the waist down-- all wearing high ...
SAKES ALIVE!!
Damn, I thought yesterday was hot. We just hit 120 degrees and its only May. Yesterday I had my hair cut at the little Iraqi barbershop. I think giving bad haircuts is his personal jihad--I was warned against going to him, but I didn't listen. I ...
It's my Birthday and I'll Sweat if I Want To
Remember this slasher movie? Happy Birthday to Me? It was Canadian. Not sure what that has to do with anything, but I was reading about the movie while stealing this picture from Wikipedia. When they were filming it, they didn't even have an ending ...
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TODAY'S WORD OF THE DAY IS:SWAMPNUTZWhy? Its hottern-hell and I've walking all around the base today. I'm also getting quite tan, although not quite as brown as these two fools above. That's a riot. The guy on the left looks like that one hot dog at ...
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All by myself, don't wanna live......ALL BY MYSELF!!Man, I was looking up a 70's song on iTUNES and found a whole album of "guilty pleasure" songs that...well....let's just say I hope my iPOD never gets in the wrong hands...OK, I added Eric Carmen. ...
Comments & Reviews
This blog is currently rated a 4.91 out of a possible 5 based on 23 comments.
santosh
great fun reading
Regretful Morning
Crazy look into the life of a soldier with a good twist of humor!
Prider
Good blog dude. Really cool read.
Robert Drysdale
Greetings
Love this Blog.
I shall return.
Biobob
Mar / The Fearless Blog
Not sure what the overall theme or goal is but I did enjoy the read. I like the humor. Are you home yet?
lizh
Great Blog
Angelica Alaniz
Thats a real person blog
Jamezu
fun fun fun... a good read.. i'm not visitor #500 so i don't get a prize.. >_
Clyde Fernandes
that was extremly good fun reading!
Steve
I like your style of writing it makes me smile will be back again to check out your personal style of humour
steve
Karim Dhanji
I'm Pakistani, but by American standards I'm both Iraqi and suspicious, not to mention the kids throw rocks at me... nice site
Jerry E. Beuterbaugh
Well, I do know at least one thing. For if the boy can't tell the difference between Chilean flag and the one from the great state of Texas in his sleep: he really is a BAD TEXAN. All it will take is a rumor that he spilt a beer and the Texas Rangers will dispatch a team unto Iraq to neutralize the embarrassment.
No, the boy ain't right; but he may be suffering the effects of a chemical nerve agent attack. So I suppose I should consider giving him a break; and some may even find his posts quite amusing. That is: if they can get past the horror of the mistaken Texas flag thing, of course.
Jack Sparrow
Nice blog - great reading !
offendedblogger
I give you a 10...because you are funny and trapped on foreign soil. :)
Alan Jobe
The story about Britney Spears sister was Hilarious. Thanks for a laugh.
Kevin Goodman
One of the more innocent blogs I've seen.
lynyrdschuyler
hhm y did that girl give me and everyone else a 7?
lynyrdschuyler
wow, your writing is impressive
lynyrdschuyler
azliyana is hot
lynyrdschuyler
"extra info on my life?" uhhhh ok
azliyana
Hi lynyrdschuyler,
When I’m reading your post for a while, it gave me an extra info in my life. Thanks for that.
awesome blog
Posted: March 15th, 2009 | More Reviews From blaze3o1 | Report This Comment