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Stuff White Christians Like
http://www.stuffwhitechristianslike.com
A satirical look at Christian culture and the stuff white Christians like: from casual church attire to coffee-themed ministries.
- Added on: May 18th, 2009
- Country: United States
- Language: English
- Author: Abraham Calvin
- Listed in: Religion Satirical News
- Tags: christian humor christian satire
Recent Posts
Hokey Toot!
I am tremendously proud to announce that this little blog is now in first position on Google for the search terms "hokey toot," due to its use in post #48 Substitute Swear Words. Search engine optimization - it's the way of the future my friends. Thi...
#49 Driving Home From Church
With the possible exception of a get-away car for a bank job, there's nothing quite like driving home from church.While many white Christians enjoy lingering at church long after the service for post-worship refreshments and fellowship, there is a fa...
Stuff White Christians LINK
Looks like we're begining to have an actual influence on a few small corners of the internet. Check out this exposé on faith-themed tattoos where I'm actually quoted as an expert. Pretty sweet.Do you have a suggested LINK for this feature?Leave a c...
#48 Swear Word Substitutes
From an early age, white Christians are taught that cursing is one of worst sins they can commit. This is probably because an 8 year old is not very likely to murder, commit adultery or get a job that requires him to work on Sunday. However, life's m...
#47 Nodding in Approval
Next to tapping their toes along with the music, there's just no better way for white Christians to give their endorsement to what they are witnessing than to nod in approval.Used primarily in the sermon listening stance, this nod is frequently accom...
#46 Turning Everything Into a Ministry
As a general rule, if white Christians enjoy something, they will turn it into a ministry. White Christians reason that if an activity if enjoyable, turning said activity into a ministry can only enhance it. Coffee? Coffee themed ministries like Coff...
[Note: BlogCatalog forces a rating. I think doing that is wrong.]
I am posting this here on Abraham Calvin's "Blog Detail" page and have posted it on the RLCC's "Blog Detail" page:
Abraham Calvin,
You posted a review of the RLCC site http://www.blogcatalog.com/blogs/real-liberal-christian-church-christian-commons.html#comment_648946
Your review as follows couldn't be more off:
"Quick question - throughout history, when governments grow in size and scope, do they become more or less Godly? Compare the leftist regimes of Stalin and Hitler to the U.S.
"What's wrong with private giving? Why must all help for the poor come from inefficient government bureaucracies funded by compulsory taxation? Voting for higher taxes for your neighbor is not the same as giving. Why do we want to replace the church's role in caring for the poor with big, oppressive government? High taxes results in slow economic growth, which hurts everyone, including the poor."
Since you posed a question(s), I feel at liberty to reciprocate on your "Blog Detail" page. Unlike you, I will refrain from giving you a one-star rating. [I'll be as neutral as BlogCatalog allows for the time being.] Although at this point, I take your rating as a badge of honor. People know me by those who hate me and rate me at the bottom without cause and based upon false witnessing.
I am opposed to taxes. I am opposed to regimes such as was Stalin's and Hitler's. I don't define all the terms you've used the same way you do, but you have totally missed the thrust of the RLCC and Christian Commons Project. I believe you have either jumped to sweeping, incorrect conclusions based upon the most cursory (if that) overview of the RLCC site or you've done a hit job. I hope it is the former.
Regardless, you need to dig much deeper on the RLCC site before coming to conclusions that fit any other ideology in the world. If you read the site correctly, you will come to the proper conclusion that right now, it is singularly unique and not "leftist" or "rightist."
In addition, economic growth needs to be good. Growth is not inherently good. Only good growth is, well, good.
I am very glad that you are not in charge.
Nevertheless, bless those who persecute you,
Tom
Posted: June 7th, 2009 | More Reviews From TomUsher | Report This Comment