Recent Posts Tagged With 'family'

• Poor Sally

  Posted on Saturday November 14th, 2009 at 18:16 in family, insanity, blather, extreme boredom

  Yesterday I had the unmitigated pleasure of hopping into Sally (my car) only to have the power steering go out and the battery light come on. I was baffled by this as I know nothing about cars other than I'm not supposed to drive it when the 'idiot l...

• Fun, Fun, Fun...or Not

  Posted on Saturday November 7th, 2009 at 19:32 in family, vids, Whatever, drunken midgets, weirdness abounds, from the depths of my psyche, extreme boredom, epic blather

  Yes, I have no Drunken Midgets tonight. And no, their chores are still not done. Yet, I could no longer take the arguing and screaming over the completion of said chores and basically told them to get the fuck out of the house before I lost it. Ok, s...

• Better Late Than Never

  Posted on Wednesday September 2nd, 2009 at 08:02 in family, Spirituality, drunken midgets, weirdness abounds, from the depths of my psyche, random tuesday thoughts

  No, you have not entered a time warp. It is not Tuesday, it's Wednesday. But yesterday was very busy and when I had time there was a small but violent uprising and the Drunken Midget without a laptop triumphantly declared herself Dictatoress of the c...

• Already?!

  Posted on Tuesday August 18th, 2009 at 16:13 in family, blather, fun stuff, drunken midgets, weirdness abounds, random tuesday thoughts

  I cannot emphasize enough how fast time flies by. I feel like I'm stuck in some type of anomaly in the time-space continuum where time is perpetually on fast forward (I watch too much Star Trek). Jeez. I blink just once and it's been a week already. ...

• Quick, Quick, Quick Blog Post

  Posted on Wednesday July 29th, 2009 at 11:36 in family, insanity, fun stuff

  Hello all. Okay, first I typed Hell all, which was pretty funny to me.Saw the orthopedist yesterday and he said that there is no permanent damage to my knee, and I don't need surgery or anything, it will just take a while for it to heal. He said the ...

• Feeling Better and an Epic Haircut!

  Posted on Thursday July 23rd, 2009 at 15:53 in family, my life, random stuff

  Hello all! I hope everyone is having a good week. I'm feeling much better today. I fell on my knee a week and a half ago and it's still killing me, along with my leg down to my ankle, but I'm not puking everywhere anymore so I'm thrilled about that. ...

• New Baby Sweetness!

  Posted on Saturday July 18th, 2009 at 22:19 in family, random stuff

  We made a trip to the hospital today to see my new nephew, Jack. He is just adorable! And that new baby smell...heaven. Can't we bottle that or something? I was able to hold him for a while, though he slept the whole time since he had been circumcise...

• Grammar Nazi and Swearing

  Posted on Thursday February 12th, 2009 at 08:41 in family, insanity, Whatever, random stuff, boredom, drunken midgets

  Okay, first I plan to rant a bit...As a Grammar Nazi, I was disgusted to find out that 'funner' is now actually in the dictionary (at least according to my daughter's friends, I haven't had time to check it out for myself yet). There are few things o...

• Tale O the Magic Brownies

  Posted on Wednesday February 4th, 2009 at 13:56 in family, random stuff

  As my mom has 5 brothers and a sister, I hear many a story regaling their antics as youths, especially the boys. One of my favorite stories is the 'Tale O the Magic Brownies.'One day my grandma comes home to find their dog, Frisky, in a state, walkin...