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The Jannaverse

http://jannaverse.blogspot.com/

I try to be funny. Actually, no, I just try to be myself, and hope that somehow that qualifies as funny. I have a strange sense of humor. Please love me.

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  • Math problem for today

    Posted on Sunday November 8th, 2009 at 23:44 in math problems

    Count the number of meters of toilet paper Europe used in February 2003.Divide by the number of times McDonald's forgot to include ketchup for your fries.Multiply by four.Subtract your favorite number.Add the number of times you've gotten annoyed wit...

  • Maybe some club soda and salt will help

    Posted on Sunday November 8th, 2009 at 13:29 in poetry

    Zero comments so far on yesterday's Twitter post.Since, if I remember correctly, the other thing you guys hate is my poetry, I might as well go ahead and do that next.It's ok.I still love you anyway.Well... most of you.Some of you.Ok... I might still...

  • I plan to wake up sometime around March or April

    Posted on Saturday November 7th, 2009 at 17:37 in twitter, various lists of things

    Last June I did a post about how I'm tired all the time. I also mentioned rodents and hamster wheels in my brain, and I listed some Twitters I'd done which explained the depth of my incoherence.Today I have more.More incoherence AND more Twitters.So...

  • Just imagine if he knew about bird poop

    Posted on Thursday November 5th, 2009 at 22:33 in poetry, friday flash 55

    One lonely leafJust an ugly shade of brownHis paranoid belief:"There are germs on the ground!I'm afraid to waver;Every germ's too small to see.Certainly I'm saferStaying here upon the tree.Maybe I'll forget(Don't remind me, please)That the wind may g...

  • Thirteen things the letters PLOP could stand for

    Posted on Wednesday November 4th, 2009 at 21:56 in various lists of things

    1. Parrots Like Old People2. Prices Lowered? Oh, Please...3. Pizza Left Outside? Putrid!4. Poop Loudly Over Pennsylvania5. Precociously Learning Oriental Proverbs6. Panther, Leopard, Ocelot, Puma7. Preschoolers Lick Ordinary Paste8. People ...

  • Dona Nobis Pacem

    Posted on Wednesday November 4th, 2009 at 21:52 in my pseudo-artsy pictures

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berryliciousme

5 stars Elaine

Love it :) Cheers!

Posted: December 4th, 2007 | More Reviews From berryliciousme | Report This Comment

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