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This site may not be safe for work or for those with offending sticks up their asses.
If you happen to be easily offended, or are not easily amused, this site is just not for you.The Offended Blogger has offended in 153 countries now, including El Salvador, Nicaragua, Grenada, Honduras and Haiti.
Hell, they even take daily respites from hacking each other to death with dull machetes in the Congo to read my lovely blog! Why? Because my offenses rock way more than genocide does!!
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So, I don't know about you, but every time a new year rolls around, I start thinking back on my life and remembering all the things and people and events that have made me who I am today, and end up feeling all nostalgic and mushy and... well... afte...
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Hey, don't look at me like that and don't you dare even try to go all PETA on me and tell me that I am going to burn in hell in a vat of molten canine dung for my evil deed because we both know that you talk a good story but when it comes down to it,...
That's right, I admit it, I got a hooker for the hubs for Christmas and you better not get all high and mighty and start preaching at me, either. I realize Jesus wouldn't approve! Well, Jesus my taco truck guy would totally approve, but that's beside...
This blog is currently rated a 4.98 out of a possible 5 based on 128 comments.
LolaForget Lisa Lampanelli, OffendedBlogger is the reigning queen of hilarious mean. The design, the content and the personality of this blog reaches through the monitor and slaps you in the face, as if to say "quit b*tching and laugh". A+++++++
CeeSuper funny!
Keg of Wisdomwow great site...hope to be added to your material one day...keep up the good work...
Kevin JohnI dream of Chelle B at night....for hours.
chsegersmomSpoken like a true smart-ass!
I love it, keep up the good work!
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August MayfieldHow fabulous are you? You've made me late for work. In fact I'm sending the link to my work email.
techbot.netyour blog is way too extreme offensive am enjoin it,,, some day if u disappear u can contact me...lolz...i have a crush on u more then your blog!!!
wiroteI already added your blog.Its good blog.
Jeff MannIt tickles me sideways and I'm rarely tickled.
DamoI love it, cant live without it I need it, I get withdrawal symptoms when I don't read it!
Marlene HodgsonOne of a kind. Excellent and entertaining blog. It was nice to finally laugh today... ;0p
QelqothThis is the worst 70's clothing and accessory weblog on the planet. I spent at least two hours here and while the posts were funny, I found nothing on 70's clothing and accessories. I'm repulsed.
John Frank Robertsgreat blog -really made me laugh HARD!
offendedbloggerI have a crush on this blog. :)
offendedbloggerIn case someday I disappear and end up in a Google political prisoner of camp somewhere, I just wanted a chance to thank all of you.
I mean it.
You are what keep me going every single day and if it wasn't for the fact that I know you are out there, waiting to be offended, I would have given into the pressure of political correctness.
I love you all and hey, thanks for being my #1 fan.
Oh, can I borrow $20??
SherriFunny stuff!
Parivaat WongmarsGood +++
Angie StaffordOne of the funniest blogs I've ever read! Brilliant sense of humor. Made me laugh so hard my sides hurt.
SharonThumbs up girl! You just do your own thing and let your individuality shine through. Will be back for more!
VexHey, your new site looks great. I was wondering though about the levels. My blog isn't funny enough to be blogger level. And I'm too lazy to be considered a stalker groupie. Is there a level for lazy-ass email subscribers?
aprilhow can anyone not give u a ten?!
Johnny VirgilI like this blog. Makes me laugh every time.
RobYou have a great site and a wonderfull sense of humor. I have to read daily to make sure I don't miss anything
SinisterDanWhile we seem to have a glut of Idaho bloggers, this is still great stuff.
Seriously, Idaho: smarten up
aprilif i was gay, i'd ask u to marry me.
Chris CameronI am deeply offended by the feather in the top-right corner of your logo. OMG that's not a feather!
brentThis blog offends me in the most personal way.
Which is why I always laugh at it so offendedly.
JeffI love the Offended Blogger. We NEED someone like her to make fun of the offensiveness of the world. Plus, she's a fellow Angry Seafood interviewee - so that makes her extra cool.
Peg CypherDon't take this the wrong way, but if I played for the other team, based on this chick's humor, I'd be all over her.
J. HallAlways Funny
JD at I Do ThingsWheee! Funny. And I'm hardly offended at all!
mac danielsLike all white people, I like to be offended. Here's where I get my fill.
Rickey HendersonRickey strongly approves of this blog and advises that you govern yourself accordingly.
MargaretThis blog is hilarious, funny, witty, and yes, at times offensive. Which is precisely why I love it!
leighchelle b rocks. nothing is sacred. those easily offended can go to hell! but those who are not should definitely stop by!
chatblanc (aka Sandy)Chelle rocks! Offended is on my blogroll. I highly recommend. Always a great read!
BeeHow funny is her blog?? Well, I had to scroll down for 5 minutes so that I too could give her a big fat 10! I don't know where she gets her ideas but I'm happy she shares them!
The Hypocritcal one....Don't let the pretty cartoon girl fool you at the top of her page...this woman has some serious kick ass offensive comedy.
LOBOIt's high-speed road rage for the internet.
WTG Al Gore.
Beau HornerLet's kick your rating up a peg! Great blog!
not a real peg....I'm not actually kicking pegs. Who does that?
Thaddeus StanleyHEE HAW Funny!!!!
No Cleaning HereWhen I'm not offended, I really love this blog!
Rickey HendersonRickey heartily approves of this blog.
DamonSometimes the best defense, is a good OFFENSE.
Nice work Chelle.
JA perfect balance of humor and naivete. Always enjoy stopping by.
Rubi Rockets Gossip pageyour blog put a smile on my face, love it
Rob Kroese"Offensive" is probably my least favorite word in the English language, because people use it to make other people responsible for how they feel. The OffendedBlogger throws that crap right back in their face. Excellent work.
GarnzoVery funny and very rude. Death to political correctness!
R.G.This blog is an absolute riot!... one post is funnier than the next... or the last... or however the hell you say it... I would highly recommend it to all of those who are not so easily offended and even more so to those that are!
OceanBeing offended never felt so good!!!
AchunaSaw ur blog in the popular list of BC lead programmer. Hope u notice that.
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Michael de`OZNice blog
JoeI am highly offended every single time I read this blog, and wouldn't have it any other way. :)
It's the perfect blend of offensiveness, humor, and tacos.
JohnnychandlerHey I thought i would be all crying because i am cheaply offended! I like the way you write and you have taste yummy!
Jeunelle FosterChelle you are a real Gem to this Community.
I love your easy going way, your humor and heart.
You are a beautiful person and I am happy to have met you here at BC. Your blogs are exceptional. Great work.
JubieVery insightful offensive observations!!! Great humor! Thanks for sharing your talent!
proofpositivityOk, I'm offended. Nah, I lied. Love your offensive blog. :)
Scott ArciszewskiNever stop offending people. :D
kirs10deePlease keep offending me! I can't get enough!
NomadicOffended blogger is a breath of fresh air. She is as sharp and insightful in her blog as she is on discussion boards. Along with Ekim, I rate her at the top for entertainment and will be sure to include a link from my hugely popular Nomadic-Wisdom site. Watch your hit rate increase now by at least 1 or 2 per month.
LisaOMG HILARIOUS CHICK!! Come visit my Circle someday.... I WILL RETURN!!!
The MinimalistVery funny liberating blog!
Matthew BeckerBlowing, handicaps, and beating children. You've made my dreams come true today.
QelqothKick ass.
timethiefThis blog is absolutely hilarious. It's right at the top of my humor blog reading list. The blogger's outrageous sense of humor never fails to deliver interesting observations about those things that offend us.
Captain Obvious 22This site is insanely hilarious - the author is a twisted, mad, bastard - funny as hell. Cheers.
Robin EastonYOU GO GIRL! I admire you because you touch all the issues that other people might secretly want to touch but don't dare and you do it with style and humor. You rattle the cages and it makes me laugh! You gotta love this gal! :)
JDvery very funny
i'm thinking of rebranding my blog
'the co-defendant blogger'
have to commit a crime first,however ....
KevinIf I ever see her in an alley I am cutting her.
Er...
I mean great blog.
Irv CallaghanPRETTY FUNNY STUFF
Bridget AyersGreat blog!
Victorine SuretteFull of fun surprises!!! i kept scrolling down to see what other delights I'd encounter!
John SullivanGreat design,awesome content Excellent a 10+
LucyOh my!
That thing about you loving Jesus the taco truck driver - classic! I actually got off my seat to go tell my hubby about that lol.
Fantastic, witty writing - keep up the good work. I'm gonna be a regular reader :)
BarryThis blog keeps me rolling! I don't know how you do it, but I am glad you do.
LMAO at your own line: "You know, if I didn't write this blog I would still read it 12 times a day. :)"
tahtimboI love it! I am so tired of reading things that are so sanitized as to offend nobody, that you end up with an article as stale as last weeks' bread. Keep it up.
NicoleReally funny stuff....makes me laugh my ass off
NancyEllynFunny, funny, funny!
Right CommentaryAlways amusing... :) Offending from coast to coast... :) Read it and the companion site daily...
Edwin Reyessimply a Great blog... that's why it's popular... congrats
Sarah Michelle SpinosaCongratulations. Yours is the only non-political RSS feed on my site! If you ever need fodder, Orange County has plenty of stuff to mock!
SMS
tonylove the blog, had me laughing,
had to add you to my blog so i could share your humor...wrote a small review
Justin WrightI love your blog, nothing beats church signs with offensive sayings on them. Ha Ha! All your posts made me laugh. I will be returning frequently :)
2008ChinaToursHi dear, if you are interested in a link exchange with me, please reply back with the information of your URL, and teh link text, I will link into you and give you my details for reciprocal. my url is http://2008travel-china.blogspot.com/,have a look ,please.Thanks
azureislandsGreat blog...most of us laugh so little!!! Will check back for more!!! ~H~
Max MiroffReading this is like reading a funny blog about offensive stuff.
Well, actually, that's what it is. And it works. :)
Heidi CudnikLots of fun here! Really enjoy it and it is a nice diversion from daily life. You have a great sense of humor!
Lula Leeoh man a+ this is awesome
EkimIt's like an appendix on the bowels of the internet. A little pocket for the crap that is hard to digest.
MicheleI love your blog! It's always a pleasure to read your posts and see what you will come up with next. Your are the Bestest!
Jack PayneNot exactly the Paris Hilton of American culture, Chelle has her own way of throwing us a life line to the absurd, ridiculous, the totally outrageous. Go, go, girl!
JoshuaI freaking love this blog! Keep up the good work
Keeper of The WayAll hail the new Queen of the Hill! Your humility is evident, so The Keeper hopes his praise does not offend...
JinksyI admire others with slightly skewed viewpoints, and Chelle seems to have that.
They won't let me rank you 9.99 (noone's perfect), so I'll have to round down to a 9. Aw...okay...a 10.
Don LewisDon't you just love that someone gave you a 9? I mean you're almost perfect. They don't say why you're not quite perfect, in fact they don't talk about your blog at all.
Whereas I have read your blog like forever. You always make me laugh (and occasionally blush).
Plus you're from Idaho which shows your good taste as well.
Nevertheless, you are sucking limited readership away from my blog. So I'm only giving you a 1. You must be stopped.
(Damn sticky keyboard.)
Pentad. Simplifying Life and LoveChelle had too much good karma comin' into this lifetime. She had to blow a few points, or else risk Sainthood...which would mean her never again being allowed to use the word, feckin'.....and, we can't have that!!!! Pffft. Hey, I nominated it. Of course it gets a 10.
Diamond_DiggerAbsolutely one of the funniest blogs on the internet! She is going to rule the world...you mark my words! Oh...and just for you first-timers, when you go there be sure you've used the bathroom first and don't take a swig of anything while you are reading...it will end up on the screen and keyboard.
offendedbloggerYou know, if I didn't write this blog I would still read it 12 times a day. :)
jchristensen1Nosehair trimmer... classic.
StaticVery funny blog. I am entranced by offendedblogger's humor.
Your MajestyAh! A fellow traveler in the ADD world. Provigil and Latte here. One of the funniest blogs I have ever read.
FLOOGFirst class blogging of the highest offensive order.
A belly laugh guaranteed on every visit. But you're putting offensive thought's into my impressionable mind.....
Hell, keep it up, I love it!
My Granny's Attic AntiquesLove ya dear!!!
kstaffordChelle B's offendedblogger - the real deal Holyfield of amazing blogs. The blogger herself is one of the largest attractions as her sense of humor permeates everything she writes. One of the most amazingly funny people I've had the pleasure of conversing with over cyber-space. The blog becomes an instant favorite add to those willing to check their easily offended skirts at the door.
AnokWho doesn't love a ballerina with a sharp tongue, twisted wit, and a Willy?
Angelica AlanizYou sure did keep me going ....lol
Scott ArciszewskiEpic win.
Kevin GoodmanThere are many imitations but only one offendedblogger.
trisnaAnother hilarious blog... My favorite... Two thumbs up for you and applause (^^,)
GO! Smell the flowersNo smoke or mirrors here!
Highly recommended and a great contributor at the boards!
1st class!
gintexsunLove the brutal, tell it like it is, attitude.
KealaI love your blog. I'm favoriting you babe.
JudiGreat blog! So funny!
IversenWhich Soccer Team You are suporter??
DescartesI see you hit the front page here as one of the most popular blogs-Congrats.
ClaireFor no pants in high school
Kathryn CleveAbsolutely wonderful blog!!! You are very funny.
Looks good. Reads good.
You go, girl!
Kathryn
GlossGreenOK, just checked out your blog, and I'm impressed. Not quite offended myself yet, but I'll give it time.
lynyrdschuyleroffended booger, you make Idaho proud of things other than 'taters
phlembolGreat job! I say, "Defend your right to offend" (while you still can.)
offendedbloggerWell thank you Deb! I am always afraid someone will take my blog the wrong way haha...
Oy, did I just admit that the Offended Blogger is afraid of offending?! The irony!! haha
DebI absolutely love your mind! I wasn't even offended! ;)
Linking you cause I want to come back and visit...maybe next time you promise to offend me?
Cheers!
Your Jewish MasterOn the first submittal.
Yes, I am the man. ;)
offendedbloggerI love you people...you have fabulous taste!
Garg the UnzolaGreat blog!
Model ElaineYou sure have one of a kind blog. I'll give you a 10 for being unique and funny.
offendedbloggerYes, my first friend!
So to honor you, I will give you the $10 AND you can borrow my nose hair trimmer until you get down to the store to get one of your own...
lynyrdschuylerlove it. Am I your first friend here? 'cuz if I am, can I borrow $10, I need a new nosehair trimmer.
