Linda J. McPherson
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Sharon SutleySeven Actions-That Make You Want To Take Action
There is always someone, somewhere that makes you crazy when you see, or hear them. Or something about their actions.
These are mine...I will be glad to post yours if you send them to me or leave them in a form of a comment.
7. Sales or counter clerks who do not acknowledge you. Hello, last time I looked I was NOT invisible. And I am taller than the counter, so you can see me. So...Hang the phone up, quit having a personal conversation with your co-worker or come out of your dream world and assist me, I am a customer, not someone holding up the counter for you to lean on!
6. People who walk the dog and do not pick up after them. No one wants to pick up or water down your dog doodles. Or how about you walk them in your own yard and you can deal with it!
5. People who talk loud on their cell phone...Come on PEOPLE...I don't care about your life. Get a hearing aid if you can't hear. There should be designated cell phone areas like there are for smokers. I am tired of cell phone fallout!
4. Rude people in the grocery store.(or any store for that fact!) HELLO...just because you are in a grocery store does not mean that you can
A...block the isles while talking about the PTA..I have never been a parent or a teacher, so I don't care...you are blocking the Key Lime Pie!
B...cutting in the food lines...be warned, don't do it around me, I will take my Cuban bread and beat you with it
C...leaving the milk in the cereal isle
D...run into me with YOUR cart. Then when I say "oh, excuse me," you look at me like 'I' had a snake on my head. I am only being polite...this is where you apologize for not watching what you were doing or where you were going!
E...Adults who don't make their children behave. If you haven't taught them manners or how to act in public, leave them at home. Or tie them out side to a post, some where, with sticks under their feet and threaten to light it if they misbehave or better yet just don't go in the store with them acting that way!!!
3. People who race to get in front of you while driving, then slow down or make immediate turns as they slam on the brakes. I am this far___from road rage when they do that. I could not be trusted to drive a dump truck or some other large vehicle, because I would be too tempted to ram that LARGE vehicle up their trunk.
2. People who chew with their mouth open and make smacking noises...I don't care if it is gum or food...
UNLESS you were raised by a pack of wolves, you have NO EXCUSE! I do not want to see or hear your food and chewing noises. Seafood is shrimp, fish or lobster. Not what you have in your mouth chewing.
and number one...the worst...
1. People who sit their little darlings on food counters...HELLO people, it is still some ones BUTT..and some of them have dirty diapers...that or they have a very large misshapen droopy butt, save the money you are spending out eating and get them some plastic surgery.. DO NOT PUT YOUR LITTLE DARLINGS REAR END, WHERE MY FOOD IS GOING TO COME!
Well now, I feel better, what are yours???
~The Baby Boomer Queen~
Disclaimer:The Baby Boomer Queen is not responsible for comments made when in the middle of a good rant!
Chris McElroyAll funny stuff I can post to my blog is welcome. Send me some funny stuff!