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4 Latin People Only ....Who DO have a sense of humor.
Posted by AngieA • 5/02/08 • Subscribe to this Discussion [RSS] • Report This Topic
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4 Latin People Only ....
Who do have a sense of humor.
If you do not, then I strongly suggest you click the back button. 
JOKES:
Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER
I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.
Mexican Word of the Day: July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! JULYER
Mexican Word of the Day: Mushroom
Orale vato, when all my family gets in the car there's not mushroom!
Mexican Word of the Day: Chicken
My wife wanted me to go to the store, pero chicken go herself.
Mexican Word of the Day: Puta
You need to puta phone down and get to work.
Mexican word of the day is: Rectum
I got 2 cars but not anymore because my wife rectum.
Mexican word of the day is: Defender
Last week my ruca wrecked my car pero gracias a dios nothing happen 2 tha grill just defender.
Mexican word of the day is: Juarez
My vieja slapped me and I said, Juarez your freaking problem?
Mexican word of the day is: Chile
Me and my ruca were taking a walk and chile me grab her ass!
Mexican word of the day is: Cheese
My girlfriend wants me to get her pregnant pero cheese crazy!
Mexican word of the day is: Brief
My homie farted gacho bad that I couldn¢t brief.
Mexican word of the day is: Cashew
I tried running after you but I couldn¢t cashew!
I found these to be to funny and wondered if anyone had any to share.
User Comments
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Not suggesting you have to be a Latin person to enter this discussion, or comment on it, just warning people who are Latin that might take an offence to this, as its not meant to offend anyone.
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my dad would love these jokes. they are borderline racist. -
reminds me of some of the baltimorisms:
Finta - used as a form of "fitting to" or "fixing to" - which is used in Baltimore as follows:
"Hey man, are you finta go to the store?" (of course, "store" would be more like "sto'")
Fava - slang term for father.
"Him? Oh, he just my baby's fava."
Giants - this one won't make sense to folks not from here. We've got a supermarket chain called "Giant" - but for some strange reason everyone in Baltimore puts an "s" on the end of it and says "Giants." I tend to inquire if they are referring to the New York or San Fransico Giants. -
Hahaha! My Mexican friends will love these, I am printing them out right now.
(edit: they have better senses of humor than my white friends when it comes to this stuff lol)-
I know a Mexican guy named Tim -
I actually know one named Jesus but he doesn't really run the taco truck hehe. He thinks I am funny though when I write about Jesus my taco truck guy.
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SOOOO glad to hear you say that as I was getting a bit worried about this thread.
I think they are funny as hell.
I don't think we have to many Latin people on the site so many might not get it. Its the slang that makes it so funny. -
selly's comment instantly makes me think of the Wizard in The Holy Grail.
"....there are those wo call me.....Tim?"
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Give any thought to the kind of precedent you're setting here?
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What president?
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These remind me of the Norwegian jokes that I grew up with, in northwestern Minnesota. Lots of fun.
Thanks for a lot of fun - and a demonstration that ethnicity doesn't have to be so deadly serious a topic.
Going out on a limb, here's one. Half the joke relies on knowing that quite a few Norwegians were none too happy about the years when Sweden controlled Norway.
Me? Half of my ancestors were pillaging the other half of my ancestors at one point, so I'm not too sensitive.
Anyway:
On the Norway-Sweden border, on the Norway side, there was a deep hole. A Norwegian was walking around it, saying: "Seventeen." "Seventeen." Seventeen." Over, and over.
A Swede came along, and asked, "hey! Ole! What are you doing?"
The Norwegian didn't answer. He just kept walking, and saying "seventeen."
The Swede asked again, with the same result. Finally, the Swede's curiosity got the better of him. He went up to the edge of the hole, trying to see what was inside.
The hole was so deep, the bottom couldn't be seen. And, the grass around the hole was slippery.
The Swede fell in.
The Norwegian kept walking, saying: "Eighteen." "Eighteen." Over, and over. -
Maybe I'm sensitive because of where I live, but the climate in the greater Washington, DC area is getting hostile towards immigrants in some counties which are passing or talking about laws targeting illegal immigrants. It's gonna get uglier closer to the election too. So Norwegian jokes, okay. Scandinavians are not the targets of racism. These Mexican jokes, no. Sorry to rain on your Festival of Love, but that's how I feel.
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Mark does it matter if you are Norwegian when telling the Norwegian joke? -
Hate to break it to you, but Mexicans here aren't targets of racism. ILLEGAL aliens are and it has nothing to do with race.
Mexicans are cool people, I think they have the best sense of humor of all the different ethnic groups I've ever met. -
Might have something to do with the fact that we are Hispanic and live in San Antonio where the majority of the population is also Hispanic... I could see how these jokes could be found offensive but at the same time all of the Hispanics I know have a pretty good sense of humor about these types of things. -
Angie is Mexican and I live in Mexico. Mexicans definitely have an amazing sense of humor. I love being here. Nine is a pseudo Mexican, when he wants food.
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It's true! I love hanging out with them, they are so much more laid back and have a good time without getting all uptight over every little thing.
Must be something they put in the Corona hehe. -
@TonyB - with a last name like Tijerina I sure ain't Asian!
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@NINE - yeah you sure aint southern either!
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I'm an immigrant everywhere I go, and I'm always the target of jokes, here in Spain I'm a guiri, I think those people in Washington DC are being too sensitive, so to the OP and others, bring on the racial jokes, lets have a laugh or two
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Just no blonde jokes, though. That would be crossing the line.
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"Scandinavians are not the targets of racism."
Eaters of lutafisk are routinely discriminated against!
Norskis of the woorld unite, you have nothing to loose but Campbell's chicken noodle casserole! -
Is that why I got death threats on my blog a couple days ago. A couple of blondes threatened to run me over with a train, said they'd chase me all over the countryside till they got me. I didn't have the heart to tell them trains can't go off-track
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Oh brother, come on.....if your offended and your not even Latin, then that makes no sense.
However, my 1st priority is to my BC family member's which does include "you", the one and only mighty "Stoneman" which btw - has a double meaning.
Then, I am more then happy to delete it.
I have N/P with it. -
Aw don't do that, one stick in the mud shouldn't ruin the fun for the rest of us, and as you can see, quite a few people of Latino, black, guiri persuasion are having a great time
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It's a multicultural humor thread!
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Thanks Carl
BTW - What did the blonde say while crossing the road?
J/K Chelle -
@AngieA
No idea, but be quick, it's past my bed time and I wanna know before my head hits the pillow -
She says, "wait Jesus, don't drive away yet! I'm craving a taco!"
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haha That would be right.
X-trrra hot sauce, please. -
Oh, well that wasn't very funny, guess I'll just go to bed then
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I guess I should rethink the amount of time I'm investing in this place.
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not at all Mark - your good heart is one of the reasons we all love you so much.
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I just told him basically the same thing on his shout box.
Where would we be without the little red dog's comments on BC?
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I think if you are Mexican and you tell a Mexican joke then fine. If you are Cuban and you tell a Cuban joke fine. If you are Chinese and tell a Chinese joke fine. The problem arises when you tell a joke about another race or ethnic group while these folks are listening or in this case reading. I try to stay clear of racial, religious and ethnic jokes altogether because I prefer to offend little and respect a lot. I must admit I do not have much of a sense of humor, and it takes an incredible joker to make me laugh at his or her joke.-
That does seem to be a problem for some people, but as far as I'm concerned, if my friends or the man in the street are going to joke about my white skin or the country I was born in I'm gonna give it right back, its the only way, and it keeps things getting too serious if everyone has a laugh at each others expense
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So right, and I agree.
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I think stereotypical jokes are funny and serve to decrease racial tensions if mutual. It's hard hating one another when everybody is laughing.
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It's interesting how we have a difficult time being laid back about things even when it comes to a thread about humor. We have become so analytical about everything and take ourselves so seriously. No wonder such a high % of the US population is on anti-depressants and the majority of the one's who aren't probably should be.
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Darned Americans, if they're not speaking too loudly, or dressing really badly...
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So very, very, very true.
I blogged about it today, in fact.
And yesterday, and the day before, and...
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I agree we all may need to relax more and laugh more. I just think with all the things I can laugh at, why would I want to laugh at another person's accent, weight, ears, nose or culture. Am I being too serious?
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Maybe a little, but some jokes can cross the line. These ones didn't (NINE explains it well down below).
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Boy I agree there as well.
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Que?-
que que?
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y porque?
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Porque I like it to much.
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isnt porque for apple sauce -
Only when you did not order the apple sauce
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It's not porque; it's margarine. -
I swear I just head the trumpet blow and the royal golden crown appeared on your head.
Anybody else notice that when you read "robertstevenson" comment?
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Hahaha... these were funny. That's what I like: Equal Opportunity Humor. Gimme a Black, Redneck, Mexican, or sexist joke any day.
Don't know where this one falls, but:
NACHO: I know that's nacho bike.-
Ay buen broma!
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Uhhh.... Cual es tu nombre? y Donde esta el bano?
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baño? No baño aqui, servicios si, pero no baño
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Well you win.
That was pretty much all I could remember
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A lot of my Latin friends pass these notes along a lot of times. Like Nine says we have a good sense of humor about things like this and care not for PC-ness.-
Also these jokes don't actually put down hispanics other than pointing out some speech problems with people who use english as their second language. I am sure that if I went to france and said a word wrong they would giggle just the same. It wouldn't mean that they are racist, just that its not my first language... and its funny!
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Well said NINE
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You should hear them make fun of me when I try ordering something new at the taco truck!!
Seriously. Why do you think I stick with "2 tacos, please?" haha. -
Sort of like the pieces that even CNN has run on funny "Chinglish" leading up to the Olympics.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJry9rJ52Mc
I don't see anything racist in these. Funny, yes, but racist? No.
I do respect Mark's opinion though. He's a brilliant guy so even if we disagree let's not totally dismiss what he's saying.
One thing I agree with him on (I think) is that you don't have to be a member of a specific race to be offended (oh no...I used the "o-word") or to detect racism. Nor do you have to tolerate it if it is not directed at your specific race. We can and should speak out against it no matter who it's directed at.
That being said, I didn't find anything in these jokes to be racist. I thought they were rather funny.
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LOL
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my favorite redneck word joke is mayonaise.
mayonaise a lot of people i the bar tonight.
I am a redneck so no offense to fellow rednecks.
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