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I have a love for llama, but not drama llamas.

Llamas:
Me and Bilby (he is the llama)

My sister really loves them!
Heather snogs Phil the llama!

Drama Llamas:
wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Drama_Llama

encyclopediadramatica.com/Drama_llama

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=drama%20llama

Drama LLama
A person who randomly throws their drama on others, in the same way a llama randomly spits.
"Oh no, here comes the drama llama! I haven't finished cleaning up from the last time she spit drama on me!"

Drama brought along on internet communities, mainly of the ridiculous type.
OMGZZZ looks like BP is getting a visit from the DRAMA LLAMA*&$@(

Llama music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ

Remember:
llama llama

Ps: Llamas don't randomly spit, they are lovely.

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  1. cookingasshole
    llamas freak me out
    1. melindaville
      ha ha ha! They freak me out too.
    2. crpitt
      Shame on you both! Actual llamas are lovely!

      Drama Llamas are not.
    3. melindaville
      Well, drama lamas are a drag, I will definitely agree with that (or drama queens for that matter).

      But when I was going to school in Montana, this one lady would go on the same trail I did who had like 5 lamas. They did kind of freak me out, Claire.
    4. crpitt
      I say give llamas another chance
    5. melindaville
      Okay--for you, I will. The picture of the one you posted *is* kind of cute. Kind of.
    6. crpitt
      They are very cute, go pro llama
  2. MissSuzie
    This reminds me of the petition thread.

    And llamas do randomly spit. I took the kids to the zoo and one spit on my daughter. She took her shoe off and hit him on the nose. She's such a mini me.
    1. cookingasshole
      that is hardcore!
    2. crpitt
      Disclaimer:

      This is in no way making a point at making a point.




      and your daughter must of molested the llama.
    3. ThriftShopRomantic
      Llama molestation affects one in five llamas.
    4. crpitt
      Exactly!
    5. MissSuzie
      "Llama molestation affects one in five llamas."

      I just spit coffee everywhere!
    6. crpitt
      Whose the spitter now! Biatch.
    7. MissSuzie
      Damn, I walked right into that one!
    8. crpitt
      I wins!
    9. ThriftShopRomantic
      I have made Suzie shoot coffee for distance...

      My day is now complete.
    10. crpitt
      Suzie officially worse than a llama for spitting

    11. MissSuzie
      At least I didn't get it in your eye.
    12. crpitt
      haha!
    13. surveygirl46
      AT Thrift Shop Romantic: "Llama molestation affects one in five llamas".

      Emu's molest humans. It's true. I saw it on world's funniest videos - it was a BBC documentary on Emus's. They were filming and all of a sudden this EMU bodyslammed this actor to the ground and started in on him. And all the while this was happening and the guy was yelling, there was this narrator with a dry british voice explaining that scientists have determined by studying their behavior, that Emu's find humans sexually attractive. (It's like bigbird on Ectasy - not a good visual)
      Why they were studying this in the first place is beyond me. Not to mention WHO would volunteer to be the human in the project.
    14. wagerwitch
      Why does this interest me?

      For some strange reason - I find this oddly amusing and interesting...

      [checks self into mental ward]
    15. Sam1982
      No, you're not alone there that is actually freakin hilarious
  3. aningeniousname
    Drama Llamas suck it's much better to be an aroused Aardvark.
  4. gtally
    Sorry. I love moose more than llamas.
    1. crpitt
      You need to rethink that life choice:
      Moose
      Noun. A physically unattractive person. Used frequently from 1990s.
    2. gtally
      I mean the animal. I feel about slang "moose" the way you feel about drama llamas.
    3. crpitt
      Too late.
    4. gtally
      Boo! I stand by my moose. So there. Nyah.
    5. crpitt
      Well as long as you just stand by it....
    6. gtally
      Mark my words, I shall stalk the mighty Colorado moose later this summer, my friend, binoculars in hand.
    7. crpitt
      As long as that is all that is in your hand.
    8. gtally
      Bad Claire. Go sit in the corner.
    9. crpitt
      Me bad? You are the moose molester, you go in the corner.
    10. gtally
      I never said molest. I said stalk. Sheesh. There is a difference.
    11. LGramlich
      Moose is some gooooooooood eatin'.
  5. nothingprofound
    I've noticed that drama llamas tend to run in packs.
    1. MissSuzie
      Spittery loves company, perhaps?
    2. crpitt
      It is usually just one that makes the most noise.
  6. LolitaV
    hummm llama. tasty!
    1. crpitt
      Hey back away from the llama!
    2. LolitaV
      aww God no, oh please just a bite. that Llama ass looks so scrumptious. just one tiny bitty burger shot. I promise, I won't tell. humm, meattt.
  7. Shiley
    Llamas are so cute! Unless they are a Mama llama with drama. Then, not only do you have mama drama, but llama drama too. Nothing worse than mama llama drama.
    1. crpitt
      That would be dangerous
    2. ThriftShopRomantic
      What if it were a mama drama llama with a 50s music fetish?

      Then it would be a mama llama rama-lama-ding-dong drama.
    3. LolitaV
      LMAO @ mama llama rama-lama-ding-dong drama.
  8. DeadRooster
    Did you know you can tell wind direction with llamas? They like to hunker down in the grass with the wind blowing directly into their faces.
    1. crpitt
      I did not know that, I shall now store that in llama knowledge file
  9. MissSuzie
    I feel like sharing...so I'm offering my popcorn here as well.
    1. crpitt
      I am glad someone chose the right thread! lol
    2. dbowles1017
      Is it buttered?
    3. MissSuzie
      Of course. Who eats popcorn without butter?
    4. dbowles1017
      Communists and hippies.
  10. nothingprofound
    There's too much humor in this thread. Humor is a poor substitute for hatred.
    1. MissSuzie
      I hate that I found that kind of funny.
    2. crpitt
      Drama Llamas always end up being funny, its just that they don't know it.
    3. nothingprofound
      WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, CLAIRE? THAT I'M UNCONSCIOUSLY FUNNY? THAT I'M A DRAMA LLAMA AND DON'T KNOW IT? I FEEL SO HURT AND ATTACKED! MY THERAPIST WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS. AND DON'T BE SURPRISED IF I SEND YOU THE BILL!

      HURTING IN ITHACA
    4. crpitt
      That made me laugh

      I would tell you if I thought you were being drama llamaish
    1. crpitt
      I love it!
    2. dcarroll
      That must be a hypno-llama.
  11. wagerwitch
    Can I be the Drama Llama - puuuuhlease?

    Spit Spit... hack hack...
    1. crpitt
      You already are..... haha!

    2. dbowles1017
      damnit... got beat to the punch.
    3. wagerwitch
      Oh dayuuum... Well at least I have nice fur and goofy ass teeth...
    4. crpitt
      No Drama llamas are all matted and have dung stuck to it
    5. wagerwitch
      Ewwwwwwwwwwwe...

      Uhmmm... I take back my request to be the DL then - you'll have to give the lovely statue to someone else...

      I've lost my acceptance speech --- yeah... that's the ticket. No Speech... Sorry - someone else will have to stand in then.
    6. crpitt
      You were not top of my list actually
    7. wagerwitch
      *wink*

      (I know... I can get all drama"y" - but overall I'm a luvbunny... *grin* --- not that Monty Python Bunny... )
  12. FreakSmack
    I don't know what's wrong with me, but I can't get enough of the llama song

    here's a llama
    there's a llama
    and another little llama
    fuzzy llama
    funny llama
    llama llama
    duck
    llama llama
    cheesecake
    llama
    tablet
    brick
    potato
    llama
    llama llama
    mushroom
    llama
    llama llama
    duck
    i was once a tree house
    i lived in a cake
    but i never saw the way
    the orange slayed the rake
    1. wagerwitch
      You typed it?
      Dang...
      That's the llama song...

      Now it's stuck in my freaking head.

      Make it stop.

      I already gave back the trophy.
    2. crpitt
      I love the song! lol

    3. FreakSmack
      i just keep hitting replay
    4. wagerwitch
      It's like that Hamster Dance song.... Agggg --- Get it out of my head....

      Llama llama llama...

      Duck!
    5. legbamel
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ But there's a self-repeating version!
    6. ThriftShopRomantic
      I was unaware there was a llama song! Now life is complete.
    7. legbamel
      I don't think it's as catchy as Badger Badger Badger, but it is funny.
    8. crpitt
      I posted the llama song in the OP!
    9. dbowles1017
      The gummy bear song is pretty good too...


      LOL!! The Nuki Nuki song!

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQWPnU2pjD4&feature=channel

      Nuki is sweeter than a cookie... Won't you share yours?
    10. legbamel
      But that was just the...um...same link...as the one I... How about the Headcrabs? www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/headcrabs/
    11. FreakSmack
      I've got something full of crabs, but it's not my mouth

      This song's the cheesnipple fo shizzle
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBoLA_BQ4tU&feature=channel
    12. crpitt
      Madness!

      and

      ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  13. nothingprofound
    Is the Dalai Lama a drama llama or a karma llama? This is the question that has been plaguing me for years?
    1. dcarroll
      Is that an aphorism?
    2. nothingprofound
      @dcarroll: No, just some silly wordplay. My aphorisms are in my blog.
  14. ThriftShopRomantic
    Let's see if this works...


    Photobucket

    Llama llama llama llama llama cham-meeee-leee-on
    You come and go...
    You come and goooooooo!
    1. crpitt
      Llama llama LLAMA!
  15. Stillthinking
    Ok, my brain just melted. I just spent 5 minutes watching hamster videos on youtube. Thanks WW.
    1. wagerwitch
      LMAO - oh yeah... It does that to you.

      Dooo dooo dooodle dooo dooo...

      And it WON'T get out of your head...

      And... then... when you least expect it - you'll hear something... and you'll go - OH - I KNOW THAT TUNE... where do I know that tune from...

      And you'll...

      Freaking need a white jacket.

      I'm telling you...
  16. PetLvr
    Actually, that's really a baby camel ... the legend goes it, that years and years ago .. crossing a dessert with a bunch of camels, two nomads stopped one night and got drunk. They were drinking and making fools of themselves running around the dessert night sands with just a towel. And, that's when the camels started looking at them funny.

    "Noma" said to "Omad" .. I hate that camel! May that camel have a curse! Curse you Camel! Bad Camel! I hate you! Hate You! Hate You! Camel Camel Camel amall! //

    "Omad" replied .. what's an "Amall?"

    drunken "Noma" said back .. "That's camel backwards! hahah - they are stupid"

    "Omad" corrected "Nova" .. "Actually, all you did was drop the "c" in Camel to get "Amall" ... if you wanted to say it backwards, it should be "Llama" .

    And, on that day - all stupid camels were then known as Llamas and ..

    The End.
    1. crpitt
      No camel conspiracies here thankyouverybloodymuch
  17. Anok
    BUWWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    I about had an anurysim reading this thread HAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHSNORTGIGGLECHORTLE
    1. crpitt
      This is a very serious issue!

      Take your bwhahaha's elsewhere thankyouplease.
    2. Anok
      I will not! I won't be oppressed! This is Buwahahahing oppression! It's censorship! I won't stand for it!
    3. crpitt
      Oh looky here, what do we have?

      A ruddy Drama Llama in our midst! Be gone! Go and do cartwheels with no knickers on elsewhere!
    4. Anok
      Well of course I have knickers on, how else would I get them into such a knot over buwhaing oppression?

      Honestly! First oppression, then knicker knocking!
    5. crpitt
      Knickers in a twist woman! Panties in a knot sheesh!
    6. Anok
      I'll take both for $200, Alex.

      Oh, this isn't Jeopardy?

      What do you mean you're kicking me off the stage?

      OPPRESSION!
    7. crpitt
      I think I am shocked that you wear any lol

    8. Anok
      Of course I wear them! What is Mr Anok supposed to remove when we uh...play, uhm....Homeland security breach?

      I mean, my boots stay on so....
    9. crpitt
      Forget pole dancing, you have your own metal detector scenario going on? heh
    10. Anok
      Besides that, having a long metalic weapon-like thing in the room could prove to be dangerous. I mean, we are dealing with anarchist hoodlums here!
  18. acousticguitarist
    Do they spit like alpacas?
    1. crpitt
      Drama Llamas or Llama llamas?
    2. wagerwitch
      Prolly both.
  19. surveygirl46
    Emu's molest humans...


    Told you...
    1. crpitt
      Thanks to you I had a disturbing dream about Emu's!
    2. ThriftShopRomantic
      Look into the emu's eyes... you are getting sleepy.... sleeeeepy...

      Now....

      When you wake, you will have an uncontrollable desire to bring out the Emu Chow.
    3. MissSuzie
      That thing actually reminds me of the horny old perve from my local grocery store.
  20. surveygirl46
    @CRPTT - EMUving dream i hope.
    @TSR - or when you wake up something just won't feel right
    @MS - I've seen various old people throughout the years, including a great aunt, that I swear had to be A EMUlatto from a wild farm ride
  21. lisleman
    I was lucky enough to visit Machu Picchu
    I pull up a pic from there.

    But it's not the spitting llama that's a problem.

    It's the nasty blood sucking bugs up there. They have been called no-see-ums. I got over 200 bites on my legs - just awful.
    1. MissSuzie
      And I thought our mosquitos were bad this year. That sounds horrible!
    2. Floormodel
      no-seems and all, it must have been a breath taking trip.
    3. lisleman
      oh it was a great trip - well worth it.

      Cuzco - biggest city nearby with an airport is worth seeing too but its one of the highest cities in the world - so altitude sickness - watch out. If I ever go again - I would head for the sacred valley right away and do Cuzco on the way back. A thousand ft or so makes a difference.

      It took months before the bites cleared up. There's is still some marks. I'm so glad I don't need to shave my legs. Bottomline - I was too stupid to use repellent.
  22. lisleman
    still trying to embed that picture
    1. lisleman
      finally got the right html code - what a pain
    2. legbamel
      Dang, that llama's got back. I hope Sir Mix-a-lot doesn't wander by this thread.
  23. FreakSmack
    I'm reviving this thread because I am getting spammed because of it (even though it's been a dead thread for 9 days)

    Here's the shout

    totalhowto said:
    hey i saw the youtube llama video you posted help me plz i dont want 13 checks but even a single 1 will do.


    Doesn't it feel like there's a hidden meaning there? Almost as though there's an elite force of commando llamas holding him hostage, and he fears for his life, and FreakSmack is the only one who can help.

    Sorry totalhowto, I'm no superhero.
    1. crpitt
      I think this was true purpose for me posting this thread.

      Excellent.
    2. FreakSmack
      Now I'll be watching the video all day again
    3. crpitt
      Llama llama duck
  24. cooltool
    Llama - i hate animals by default but Llama is some kind of funny one.
    Llama riding is best you can do in hot time of summer especially if you situated somewhere near Macchu Picchu (South America).-Muh fav archeological site .
  25. timethief
    Alpacas are more fun than drama llamas:
    Pet 2 Tingo Alpacas
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_IvFbi9qzE&NR=1&feature=fvwp
    Except when they are Star Wars Alpacas
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gZ0x8AVaBI&feature=related
  26. FreakSmack
    I spent 2 hours of my life reading that damn thread, you know the one I'm talking about. I thought it was time to bring the llama back. crpitt - you created a monster giving me access to this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ
    1. timethief
      I hope you all checked out my Alpaca youtube links.
      They are good for a laugh, especially the star wars one.
    2. FreakSmack
      I did, they are crazy looking before they get sheared. There's nothing like a shorn alpaca, I always say.
  27. LolitaV
    oh boy!!! Who brought my favorite thread back up!! I thought of this all day !!

    lolzzz i prefer crack lama though
    1. FreakSmack
      Lolli - I know you've looked at my blog - you keep using that crack llama you 're going to end up with the others
    2. LolitaV
      lol, i always wanted to ask you how you get the ads under the ratings to disappear?? And yes, i am a sucker for your blog.
    3. FreakSmack
      @ i always wanted to ask you how you get the ads under the ratings to disappear??

      I would love to answer you but you're going to have to explain what ads and ratings you mean
  28. Rainhat
    here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little lama...

    llama llama duck indeed.
  29. Rainhat
    Ah, I do believe it's time to up this thread a bit. And just for this occasion, here's a favourite repeated:

    www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama
  30. crpitt
    Ahhhh my beloved thread
  31. harveyavatar
    Ah just knew someone had put sedatives in the LLamas drinking water!

  32. crpitt
    Recommended reading for the day
  33. cooltool
    This user has been blocked.
  34. wagerwitch
    llama llama Duck

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