This stuff was more fun when we were five years old. Remember? Even as the glitter dried to the glue, you were already fighting a stinky poo-poo head for the teeter-totter.

Well, I now have my OWN teeter-totter, and have created a vast empire out of all that stolen lunch money.

Here at 'F--k Art' we eat tater-tots all damn day long, open our milk cartons from any side we damn well please, have pockets squished deep with frogs and lizards, play video games, and have placed a hefty bounty on the son-of-a-bitch that invented brussels sprouts.

And if you don't like it, we don't care.

-Because you have cootie breath.

• Category: Beliefs & Causes
• Tags: humor, social commentary
• Founded: January 2008
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