JohnnyTruant's profile Johnny Truant / 32, Male / Member since October 2008 / Last seen 1 day ago
Johnny Truant is an Eskimo explorer who circumnavigated South America not once but twice in a futile attempt to locate his boat keys, which had washed overboard. Johnny is a twice-decorated veteran of the zombie wars who boasted 214 kills in that conflict before scholars ruled that zombies are already dead and that heroes like Johnny were merely being redundant.
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- Twittered: @madasthmatic No, I promise. That would defeat the whole point. That will all m…4 hours ago
- Twittered: @goobimama Haha! That's priceless.5 hours ago
- Twittered: @JebDickerson It was a goof. We really had meetings, but it was at a pancake ho…5 hours ago
- Twittered: @Astrogirl426 Ha, that's so not me. But there's a reason he and I got along. We…5 hours ago
- Twittered: @CaryRN I haven't heard from Matt in forever. Last I heard, he was big into sai…5 hours ago
- Twittered: Here's an article my high school newspaper did back in 1994. Interview with TLA…5 hours ago
- Twittered: @nomagicpill Hey, we loved toasters. But we didn't LOVE toasters.5 hours ago
- Twittered: Think Keith Haring, with toasters.5 hours ago
- Twittered: This was our logo: http://twitpic.com/10uji5 hours ago
- Twittered: I just thought of this. I had forgotten, and I'm not at all kidding. I used to…5 hours ago
- Twittered: . @Astrogirl426 That's true. But for my part, that toaster cannot do a flip, an…6 hours ago
- Twittered: I'm getting a lot of pro-toaster sentiment. Let's not forget who the guilty par…6 hours ago
- Twittered: Perhaps the toaster suspects me of STILL never having gotten three nods on Favr…6 hours ago
- Twittered: But I want to keep sight of the fact that this began because my toaster suspect…6 hours ago
- Twittered: Toaster has returned. Says it was "just out and about." Has urged me to ignore…6 hours ago
