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Monday October 12th, 2009 at 21:53 | Rating: 5 | Report
A particularly exciting read. You have a way of horrifying readers on your journey. Keep up the good work. I need more info on how to hide the dead bodies and this would be the place to do it.
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Tuesday September 8th, 2009 at 13:59 | Rating: 5 | Report
I've reviewed this before and I'm quite sure I keep coming back to Punarama because I love it like a hobo loves his piss jar.
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Krapsody - the place for out of the ordinary humor
Tuesday September 8th, 2009 at 13:57 | Rating: 5 | Report
@ K - You're irresistibly drawn to my awesomeness...THAT is the reason you keep coming back. =D
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Krapsody - the place for out of the ordinary humor
Tuesday August 4th, 2009 at 13:49 | Rating: 5 | Report
krap
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Tuesday August 4th, 2009 at 13:45 | Rating: 1 | Report
This blogger is NOT very interesting. But he does have lots of Google ads for you to click.
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Monday August 3rd, 2009 at 23:26 | Rating: 5 | Report
Weeoooweeeeoooo! ...that's just how I feel.
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Sunday August 2nd, 2009 at 10:45 | Rating: 5 | Report
Hilarious stuff so far. Latest post about her meeting with a fellow Blogger at a busy airport, turns out the person she was waiting to meet impersonated a female on the internet...and in reality is a 6 foot tall 300 lb. flamboyant crossdresser..ZOMG! Nightmare lulz! Hope that weekend went swell for ya. Bunny Boiler, all Crossdressers/Transsexuals/Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that you turn your rock and crochet bowl to it's loudest setting propelling Priscilla Queen of the Desert and Jaye Davidson's Crying Game back into the minds of Proposition 8 homophobic heterosexuals everywhere! - Stat
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Krapsody - the place for out of the ordinary humor
Saturday June 20th, 2009 at 21:08 | Rating: 2 | Report
Um, thanks for that review Nandang. But, first of all, I doubt you even bothered looking at my blog, little alone read it..considering you gave it 5 stars. Everyone in the entire blogosphere KNOWS Krapsody stinks by now. Except of course, for you. Second of all - who's Billy? I don't know of Billy. Could you please let me in on who the heck Billy is. And finally, your blog listing states, "info bisnis online and tips"...what the hell is 'bisnis'? Is that like a slang term for your 'junk', or maybe some secret code word for 'spammage'? I believe the following statement, "God's away on bisnis" sums up my thoughts about your blog and Krapsody. Because that is the only way in hell either of these steaming piles could exist. But for posterity's sake, I have to give Krapsody a '2', in the hopes that it will continue to torture future generations.
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Krapsody - the place for out of the ordinary humor
Monday June 15th, 2009 at 20:58 | Rating: 5 | Report
It's kraptastic!!!
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Krapsody - the place for out of the ordinary humor
Thursday May 21st, 2009 at 21:59 | Rating: 5 | Report
I just reported myself for that previous review.
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Krapsody - the place for out of the ordinary humor
Thursday May 21st, 2009 at 21:56 | Rating: 3 | Report
Thank you Big Mental Disease for your outstanding review. However, I disagree on two points. **Krapsody is average when compared to other blogs on the internet. SEO's, Internet marketing, pharmaceutical, and pornographic blogs are much worthier of reading than mine. The webmasters of such ventures have much better marketing and communication skills than a humble satire writer, such as myself. Not to mention that I have to live in the shadow of even greater blogs like yours, or Qelqoth's. **Secondly, I disagree it is impossible to ejaculate all over my website. It is possible, and has been done quite virulently, not only by myself but also by the Professional Bukakke Association. Bukakke has its origins in Japan some 500 years ago where it was a traditional punishment administered by male members of a village against unfaithful women. On the island of Honshu, the guilty woman was buried in the sand up to her neck before being 'Bukkake on'. In most other parts of Japan, the woman was merely made to kneel with her hands tied behind her back before being splattered with multiple loads of man-gravy. The practice lost popularity when it was discovered that most women did not consider Bukkake a punishment. Today, the practice has wide acceptance in Germany, the US and also in Australia where Bukkake Parties are common place. Bukkake is a Japanese word pronounced 'boo-car-key'. Which rhymes with malarkey, pronounced 'moo-lar-key'...coincidentally, that's what Krapsody is composed of in its entirety. Come to think of it, I just got a great idea when I typed that. I will rename my webpage to Moolarksody and make millions as a SEO/Internet marketing/pharmaceutical/pornographic/satire blogger. Goodbye cruel world!
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Krapsody - the place for out of the ordinary humor
Saturday March 28th, 2009 at 13:20 | Rating: 5 | Report
Believe me Kip I have tried. Every moment I can. It's not an easy job. I've tried rope, mayonnaise, Enzyte, Viagra..everything you could think of to keep it up..Oh, shit. You meant my blog..
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Saturday March 28th, 2009 at 13:06 | Rating: 5 | Report
Also, Petrov meant well, that whole Soviet spy satellite false alarm thing was HILARIOUS! Ha Ha, Oh Yeah....... but Menshikov was much funnier in his transvestite vendor of pirozhki smart sallies days.
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Saturday March 28th, 2009 at 12:59 | Rating: 5 | Report
Kip, I don't know what the hell I was writing. This is what happens when you try to think in a foreign language after you've snorted thick lines of chunky yogurt, just doesn't translate well. But now that you mention it, I vaguely remember that Yurksomyu Elf is a cousin of the leprechaun community, and my Uncle Bob caught him last week...but the only wish "Unka B" was granted - was to get buggered by a dwarf whilst humming the national anthem.
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Friday March 27th, 2009 at 20:49 | Rating: 5 | Report
ÐоÑемÑ-Ñо ЮÑÑÐºÐ¾Ð¼Ñ ÐлÑÑ Ð¸ ÐеÑÑов напиÑали ÑмеÑно, а ÐенÑÑÐ¸ÐºÐ¾Ð²Ñ â неÑ! Loosely translated: All Vodka swilling, yogurt choking Russians think this blog rules!
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Thursday March 26th, 2009 at 17:04 | Rating: 5 | Report
Whilst reading Acorn King a squirrel popped out of my pants and remarked, "Sir, what exquisite nuts you have!" But not as exquisite as the Acorn Kings nuts, I must say.
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Monday March 2nd, 2009 at 21:02 | Rating: 5 | Report
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. The world got weird and people took Prozac to make it normal. Then it got even more weird and people got adhd to make it...wow! did you just see that new advertisement for..oh crap I need to water the.. furniture is wet again..the ceiling is so high..there are 29 freckles on my arm..have you seen my dog?..what time did you say it was?..how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop...I thought I left my keys right here..sheesh this milk is expired..why aren't I wearing any shoes today..what was I just talking about?
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Tuesday February 17th, 2009 at 17:41 | Rating: 5 | Report
It's photobloggerific! =)
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Sunday February 15th, 2009 at 00:24 | Rating: 5 | Report
Likewise. I also agree that Julia D is quite awesome. And hawt. Need I say more? Yes, but I could not possibly fit it all here in this tiny space. =( Cheers!
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Friday February 13th, 2009 at 06:49 | Rating: 5 | Report
I just go ape shit over this blog. Whenever I read it I am reminded of the abysmal state of the human race from the perspective of a primate...well, a primate more intelligent than the average human primate. Oh, the existential existence of humanity! The Japing Ape is kraptastic!!! Read it, read it now, or I'll jab you in the eye with a spork.
