johnjsavo's profile John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer / 29, Male / Member since March 2008 / Last seen 3 hours ago

Not being a cartoon super villain and being divinely armed with only cynical wit, I am forced to rule the Earth inside my own head, an exercise in intellectual self-abuse which may very well one day lead to my complete mental collapse. But before that happens, I offer this blog as an ongoing record of my brilliance, benevolence, and burgeoning insanity...

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The Authoring Auctioneer

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Absurdity and hilarity surround the breathing, the dead, and even inanimate objects. Nothing is taboo and nothing is sacred within these candid accounts of life, humanity…

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• Published a new blog post: And Now a Penis Monologue2 days ago
• Stumbled: Nanny Goats in Panties: I May Be Unemployed, But Ive Got Big Plans3 days ago
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