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- November 11th, 2009
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Rejected Rejection Letters
Congratulations. You have been accepted to our academic instituation for the fall of...wait a minute, that's wrong. End dictation. [Inaudible] ...send this. Signed, University Dean Dictated but n…
- November 6th, 2009
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Tom Swifties Salad Jokes 2009
File under: Salad Jokes. See also: Tom Swifty jokes on Wikipedia. "This salad genuinely complements my meal," Tom Swifty said organically. "I'll have the Caesar salad," Tom said imperially. "Ar…
- October 28th, 2009
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Family Restaurant Menu, Part 16: Last Meals
Choice of prix fixe menu or all-you-can-eat-buffet. Reservations through Governor's office only. Not available in every state. Alcohol no longer served with meal, thanks to one troublemaker. No substi…
- October 15th, 2009
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#VH1BKFAIL
On October 3, 2009, VH-1 aired the entire documentary Anvil! The Story of Anvil without interruptions. This commercial-free broadcast was sponsored by Burger King, whose logo appears at only a couple…
- October 5th, 2009
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- September 28th, 2009
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Plug: Mike Spiegelman on Hanging Out with Vahe Hovak and Chris Schiappacasse
Luggage Tuesdays' own Mike Spiegelman hangs out on YouTube sensation "Hanging Out with Vahe Hovak and Chris Schiappacasse." Mike tells many salad jokes featured from this site. See it here. Language,…
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Plug: Mike Spiegelman on Hanging Out with Vahe Hovak and Chris Schiappacasse
Luggage Tuesdays' own Mike Spiegelman hangs out on YouTube sensation "Hanging Out with Vahe Hovak and Chris Schiappacasse." Mike tells many salad jokes featured from this site. See it here. Language,…
- September 3rd, 2009
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Temp Jokes, Perm Jokes
File under: office humor, parody, satire, that guy from American Pie, shop talk. A full-time perm had to lay off a full-time temp, so he told him he had to speak to him in the employee parking lot. As…
- September 2nd, 2009
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Temp Jokes, Perm Jokes
File under: office humor, parody, satire, that guy from American Pie, shop talk. A full-time perm had to lay off a full-time temp, so he told him he had to speak to him in the employee parking lot. As…
- August 30th, 2009
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Plug: New Luggage Tuesdays Videos
Since Luggage Tuesdays is a text-only video-free clean comedy site, we don't post videos with salty language on our Blogspot site. Instead, we post them on our YouTube and Tumblr sites. Three new vide…
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Plug: New Luggage Tuesdays Videos
Since Luggage Tuesdays is a text-only video-free clean comedy site, we don't post videos with salty language on our Blogspot site. Instead, we post them on our YouTube and Tumblr sites. Three new vide…
- August 26th, 2009
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Children\'s Jokes Explained
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. JOKE EXPLAINED: This pun ("8"/"ate") plays on sequential integral order. Have you heard about the Denny's on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere. JOKE EXPLAINE…
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Children's Jokes Explained
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. JOKE EXPLAINED: This pun ("8"/"ate") plays on sequential integral order. Have you heard about the Denny's on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere. JOKE EXPLAINE…
- August 19th, 2009
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- August 18th, 2009
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500 Apologies
I'm sorry I did that. I'm sorry I forgot to thank my manager.I'm sorry for bringing that up. Saying "I'm sorry" doesn't even express how truly sorry I am. I'm sorry I didn't stand up for what I did. I…
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500 Apologies
I'm sorry I did that. I'm sorry I forgot to thank my manager.I'm sorry for bringing that up. Saying "I'm sorry" doesn't even express how truly sorry I am. I'm sorry I didn't stand up for what I did. I…
- August 15th, 2009
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You know you eat too much salad when...
File Under: Salad Jokes You know you eat too much salad when you eat your lunch from Tupperware containers. You know you eat too much salad when you stop getting Christmas cards from the Soup Lobby. Y…
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You know you eat too much salad when...
File Under: Salad Jokes You know you eat too much salad when you eat your lunch from Tupperware containers. You know you eat too much salad when you stop getting Christmas cards from the Soup Lobby. Y…
- July 23rd, 2009
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Family Restaurant Menu, Part 15: To-Go Menu
Order your meal here, close the deal at home.Please don't wait for your order at our tables. Tables are for closers.New! To-Go only! Morning Meeting Munchbox.One state-of-the-art insular paper portabl…
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Family Restaurant Menu, Part 15: To-Go Menu
Order your meal here, close the deal at home.Please don't wait for your order at our tables. Tables are for closers.New! To-Go only! Morning Meeting Munchbox.One state-of-the-art insular paper portabl…
- July 16th, 2009
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Tales from the Secret Sauce
As told by a big jar of Secret Sauce hamburger dressing. Good evening. What, you say? Did I hear a voice? Look towards the back wall, near Manager Kilofwaski's office. I'm the giant plastic tub of Sec…
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Tales from the Secret Sauce
As told by a big jar of Secret Sauce hamburger dressing. Good evening. What, you say? Did I hear a voice? Look towards the back wall, near Manager Kilofwaski's office. I'm the giant plastic tub of Sec…
- July 14th, 2009
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- July 13th, 2009
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In Case of Fire
DON'T say "I told you so." BREAK glass to sound alarm. Break more windows to maintain adrenaline. YELL "Form of ocean wave." (Wonder Twins only). DON'T yell "Movie Theater." That works better on paper…
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In Case of Fire
DON'T say "I told you so." BREAK glass to sound alarm. Break more windows to maintain adrenaline. YELL "Form of ocean wave." (Wonder Twins only). DON'T yell "Movie Theater." That works better on paper…
- July 10th, 2009
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Attention Mall Security 2009
See Also: Attention Mall Security 2007, Paul Blart: Mall Cop videogame Attention mall security, attention mall security. Code Gross in the second floor men's room. Code Gross. Attention mall security,…
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Attention Mall Security 2009
See Also: Attention Mall Security 2007, Paul Blart: Mall Cop videogame Attention mall security, attention mall security. Code Gross in the second floor men's room. Code Gross. Attention mall security,…
- July 3rd, 2009
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Floor Plans to Mummy Exhibit (Image)
Floor Plans to Mummy Exhibit (Image). Credit: Karen Spiegelman, Mike Spiegelman.
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Floor Plans to Mummy Exhibit (Image)
Floor Plans to Mummy Exhibit (Image). Credit: Karen Spiegelman, Mike Spiegelman.
- July 1st, 2009
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Test Results
Mike completed the quiz "Which Preston Sturges Film Are You?" with the result You are the 1940 film Christmas in July!.You love to enter a radio contest where you submit a pathetic slogan for coffee.…
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Test Results
Mike completed the quiz "Which Preston Sturges Film Are You?" with the result You are the 1940 film Christmas in July!.You love to enter a radio contest where you submit a pathetic slogan for coffee.…
- May 25th, 2009
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