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  • The Throwdown

    Friday April 24th, 2009 at 15:14 | Rating: 5 | Report

    At last, something worth reading on this quagmire of fail. If you love scathing commentary, you'll enjoy The Throwdown - it delivers in spades.

  • Saint Seanzys

    Saturday April 11th, 2009 at 05:57 | Rating: 5 | Report

    There's a lot of bollocks on the web, especially when it concerns web hosting and such but I've known this guy for a while and thus, can totally vouch for his expertise. Saint Seanzy isn't the sort of site I'd visit often but if you're looking for no nonsense help and advice on web hosting, you won't go wrong here.

  • Non-persons

    Monday March 16th, 2009 at 05:53 | Rating: 5 | Report

    These people are hackers on steroids. They hacked my computer and stole all seven of my passwords. They even started leaving me messages, saying they're going to slit my throat. It's just too much for me. So anyway, I bought a phone tracing system, some curtains and even a dog. I hope they don't blow up my yellow van or anything.

  • Horse Pucky

    Monday March 2nd, 2009 at 02:41 | Rating: 1 | Report

    Banal, unimaginative trash.

  • Much of a muchness

    Friday February 13th, 2009 at 08:23 | Rating: 4 | Report

    Really well written and easy to navigate. I'm not totally keen on the template but otherwise, well done. It's nice to see some originality for once.

  • Daisy Dandelion Wine

    Friday February 13th, 2009 at 08:22 | Rating: 2 | Report

    I'm assuming this is the original blog because all the rest are affiliate link dumps and boring waffle. You say you're a writer. Sadly, you can't write. This is awful.

  • The Hidden World

    Friday February 13th, 2009 at 08:20 | Rating: 2 | Report

    Yawn.

  • Just Some Thoughts

    Friday February 13th, 2009 at 08:20 | Rating: 1 | Report

    ...

  • Dreams of an Artist

    Friday February 13th, 2009 at 08:19 | Rating: 3 | Report

    Average, badly designed.

  • Cool Stuff that is free

    Friday February 13th, 2009 at 08:18 | Rating: 1 | Report

    Affiliate link dumps do not interest me.

  • KipTip: Dear Kip...

    Friday February 13th, 2009 at 08:14 | Rating: 3 | Report

    Great template, easy to navigate but the content was average.

  • Apache

    Friday February 13th, 2009 at 08:01 | Rating: 1 | Report

    One thing I cannot stand about webpages is autoloading media such as music or videos. So because of that, it automatically gets a black mark and sadly, it just goes from bad to worse. There's hardly any thoughts or commentary on each post; just an image with a couple of lines of text. Then we have the sidebar which is packed with all sorts of scripts and widgets which really make it look like an eyesore. On the plus side, the template is great. But good templates do not make good websites. And this is not a good website.

  • Mental Poo

    Friday February 13th, 2009 at 07:57 | Rating: 4 | Report

    Not too keen on the layout and design but the content is truly hysterical. Shame most of the posts are laden with images but then, that's just personal preference. All that aside, a bloody good read.

  • Tiggyblog

    Friday February 13th, 2009 at 07:53 | Rating: 3 | Report

    Fair play, the template looks nice and the content is easy to navigate around. It's not my cup of tea but if you like average humour, you'll probably enjoy it.

  • Nanny Goats In Panties

    Friday February 13th, 2009 at 07:50 | Rating: 3 | Report

    Average humour for average people. If you like office humour, you'll probably enjoy this. If you're after something that is actually funny, visit Maddox or Something Awful.

  • Renal Failure

    Friday February 13th, 2009 at 07:40 | Rating: 5 | Report

    I felt it was so great that it deserved another review. Honestly, Renal Failure's cast of zany characters are far more entertaining than bloggers who tag their posts with "funny", "humor" and so on, so forth. This is win. Get some.

  • Pointless Drivel

    Friday February 13th, 2009 at 07:36 | Rating: 5 | Report

    I usually say that blogs purporting to be humourous fail but this is one of those very rare exceptions. Well written, easy to navigate and totally bloody funny. Two thumbs up.

  • One Cup at a Time

    Friday February 13th, 2009 at 07:29 | Rating: 3 | Report

    I'm leaving an average rating but to be honest, I didn't even bother to read it. The overwhelming pinkness was truly nauseating. Why is it that people do this? Why?!

  • A Funny Guy

    Friday February 13th, 2009 at 07:25 | Rating: 2 | Report

    It's ironic how people who claim to be funny, aren't really funny. This blog is no exception to that rule. The news stories covered are amusing but it's really just an average story and link dump with no originality whatosever. The template is well designed but that doesn't earn it any brownie points. Nope, not interested.

  • The Hooters Girl

    Friday February 13th, 2009 at 07:21 | Rating: 4 | Report

    For the posts where this more than a paragraph of text, this page is really hilarious. I didn't think I'd enjoy reading "The Hooters Girl" but fair play, I really enjoyed what I read. Shame about the layout and template for this page. It could be so much better than what it is right now. Still, well worth reading.